100% Heterosexual

4  2019-02-11 by Bakersfield__Chimp

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One of my favorite Eric moments was when he said he was anti gay because his aunt's husband had left her for another man.

He related hated going to the Homo Room

Or when they sent him some porn and snuck a gay porn in there. Eric had his roommate go out in the middle of the night to throw it in a dumpster. They had Eric all freaked out because he didn't remove the address label, as if anyone cared.

Fly me with balloons

Eric threatening to break Fred's fingers is probably his peak for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcXlnJ5inQ4

YOU KNOW. WHAT. TO DO.

I like when Artie said Eric was busy writing the world's worst screenplay. And Eric said something along the lines of "you would know all about that, Artie". Fucking buried his ass

I heard a bit on youtube a few weeks ago where they enticed him with a fake phone call from WWE expressing interest in his working for "the company".

Then the fake WWE guy explained he'd function like a human projectile, getting tossed around by wrestlers in I think a leprechaun outfit.

He sounded so sad.

They were going to dress him up as a bat.

Fucking hilarious

Dick Buffman

Wasn’t Gonzo Shitcock living at his house?

Yes. Eric also crapped himself at an A's game and was born the same year as his parents.

The Gonzo shitcock situation was the funniest.. He had him burning crosses, throwing molotov cocktails at the Ferguson police, starting wildfires. ETM lost his shit and made his fucked up demands.. was classic

His podcast was a major influence on Opie's

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What a king.

They were going to dress him up as a bat.

YOU KNOW. WHAT. TO DO.

Dick Buffman