Jim Norton is an old, lonely, sad man who eats like a fucking douche bag.

4  2019-02-11 by suirogerg

Shut your mouth about almonds, egg whites, and your faggy Starbucks coffee, stupid. That’s all.

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you forgot the mustard.

It would be bland otherwise

don't motherfuck me, man.

He is a mess

He's also a raging homosexual.

When I hear old shows and he talks about how he yelled at his “girl”friends like Mel, I get extreme douche chills. I can’t picture this old pansy coming up with anything near Mel’s divine wrath.

He and Colin eat dinner together sometimes by candle light, like two retired homos.

Leave Colin out of this. He's had to put up with the worm for too long