A Simple Thank You To Chris Kuhn

1  2019-02-11 by Ulfigo

My piece of shit dog ate my sound bar remote last night and when I went to buy a new one this morning I forgot what brand it was. Then I remembered Mr. Kuhn had attempted to steal the same model. All I had to do was Google "stole sound bar dead son" and every article mentioned it was a Vizio sound bar (not a Sony like I thought!) No need to wait a few hours until I was home to check.

Thanks Chris!

15 comments

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-02-11

Thank the Fake News media for propagating another false and disproven narrative.

There was never a sound bar in the car, as it is well known

1  MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-11

Qaden died for our sins. Or at least our minor inconvenience.

1  racemic_mixture 2019-02-11

Or at least our his father's minor inconvenience.

1  Deaumont 2019-02-11

He was his father’s minor inconvenience

1  Compound_MediaPR 2019-02-11

/u/killakuhn can't wait for you to get a phone in your cell so you can read all of this bb

1  individual02 2019-02-11

Don't thank Kuhn he was a deadbeat. Thank child mortality and classical mechanics.

1  racemic_mixture 2019-02-11

"You may ignore air resistance / windshield resistance for your calculations."

1  Nah_Ming 2019-02-11

Nice dorky username based off enantiomeric mixtures, stupid.

1  racemic_mixture 2019-02-11

At least the comment was on brand then.

1  Nah_Ming 2019-02-11

I think the father's good old genetics came into play too.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-11

Vizio set up the whole thing

1  racemic_mixture 2019-02-11

Commercial Narrator Voice: "Sound so good you you'd step over our son's dead body for it."

1  RealTonySchiavone 2019-02-11

Rip baby quallcomm

1  je398338 2019-02-11

Lmao I still can't understand his thug thought process. Literally no one was chasing him. He could have walked out at normal pace and gotten away with it.

1  Drathu 2019-02-11

If only he was from NY. Could’ve gotten away with calling it a late term abortion.