Worm has the common fat guy delusion that they’re two body types: fat and skinny. And if he just gets skinny he’ll be grouped with that attractive people. When he looks in the mirror he sees an accomplishment but women just see the standard NPC body that all losers start out with
Somewhere in Nortons apartment there is a notepad. In that notepad is a scribble of this title name that was quickly written as it left the mouth of a funnier comedian
Norton is just skin from his chin down to his knees. If you were blind and had to guess hat body part you were touching, your only landmarks would be nipple and bellybutton
Dude, I don’t hear anyone talking about Netflix, if I did I would tell you. The secretary at Epix posed for two instagrams with me, I gotta go with them.
Everything is fucking sexual in nature with this corny fuck. Legit only ever made me laugh on the radio. I’ve tried his standup, both live (comedy cellar) or specials, and all I ever could muster is a half hearted chuckle.
22 comments
1 jestersquall 2019-02-11
Imagine being so grotesque physically that when you get “in shape” and look like this, the first thing you want to do is get naked and show it off.
He went from a 1 to a 3 physically. Delusional faggot
1 JMueller2012 2019-02-11
Keep in mind all the touching up they did
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-11
I'm glad you edited down to 2.5. 3 was insanely generous.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-02-11
On a scale of 50
1 supercam2121 2019-02-11
Worm has the common fat guy delusion that they’re two body types: fat and skinny. And if he just gets skinny he’ll be grouped with that attractive people. When he looks in the mirror he sees an accomplishment but women just see the standard NPC body that all losers start out with
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-11
He has the consistency of melted candle wax.
1 baconhalo 2019-02-11
that's after all the photoshop
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-11
Jim "rapist faggot" norton probably made some "woman" that he was in a position of power over take this picture.
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-11
He literally has a woman's hips.
1 Leofan7 2019-02-11
Nothing says "I've made it" like getting a comedy special on a network that has a four-digit channel number.
1 individual02 2019-02-11
Somewhere in Nortons apartment there is a notepad. In that notepad is a scribble of this title name that was quickly written as it left the mouth of a funnier comedian
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-02-11
That “funnier comedian” would, of course, be Colin Quinn.
1 individual02 2019-02-11
Of course
1 PrinceAlena 2019-02-11
Forcing his grotesque body/kinks on people : check
Stupid overacting facial expression: check
Comedy special filled with jokes about news events that are outdated by the time the special is released: check
God this cunt is detestable
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-11
Norton is just skin from his chin down to his knees. If you were blind and had to guess hat body part you were touching, your only landmarks would be nipple and bellybutton
1 supercam2121 2019-02-11
I’ve never seen a body without a trace of definition. Like a fat girls arm it just all runs together
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-02-11
Nice toddler body, faggot
1 hSUitMSi 2019-02-11
"Contextually Inadequate" is just about as nonsensical as "Make America Innate Again"
1 TheElDan 2019-02-11
Dude, I don’t hear anyone talking about Netflix, if I did I would tell you. The secretary at Epix posed for two instagrams with me, I gotta go with them.
1 trumpisincredible 2019-02-11
baby nips
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-02-11
Everything is fucking sexual in nature with this corny fuck. Legit only ever made me laugh on the radio. I’ve tried his standup, both live (comedy cellar) or specials, and all I ever could muster is a half hearted chuckle.
1 supercam2121 2019-02-11
Imagine giving up any food that is remotely enjoyable to eat egg whites and mustard for eternity and this is the body that comes with it