Get it? My penis.. lol

1  2019-02-11 by RapistWithHIV

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Imagine being so grotesque physically that when you get “in shape” and look like this, the first thing you want to do is get naked and show it off.

He went from a 1 to a 3 physically. Delusional faggot

Keep in mind all the touching up they did

I'm glad you edited down to 2.5. 3 was insanely generous.

On a scale of 50

Worm has the common fat guy delusion that they’re two body types: fat and skinny. And if he just gets skinny he’ll be grouped with that attractive people. When he looks in the mirror he sees an accomplishment but women just see the standard NPC body that all losers start out with

He has the consistency of melted candle wax.

that's after all the photoshop

Jim "rapist faggot" norton probably made some "woman" that he was in a position of power over take this picture.

He literally has a woman's hips.

Nothing says "I've made it" like getting a comedy special on a network that has a four-digit channel number.

Somewhere in Nortons apartment there is a notepad. In that notepad is a scribble of this title name that was quickly written as it left the mouth of a funnier comedian

That “funnier comedian” would, of course, be Colin Quinn.

Of course

Forcing his grotesque body/kinks on people : check

Stupid overacting facial expression: check

Comedy special filled with jokes about news events that are outdated by the time the special is released: check

God this cunt is detestable

Norton is just skin from his chin down to his knees. If you were blind and had to guess hat body part you were touching, your only landmarks would be nipple and bellybutton

I’ve never seen a body without a trace of definition. Like a fat girls arm it just all runs together

Nice toddler body, faggot

"Contextually Inadequate" is just about as nonsensical as "Make America Innate Again"

Dude, I don’t hear anyone talking about Netflix, if I did I would tell you. The secretary at Epix posed for two instagrams with me, I gotta go with them.

baby nips

Everything is fucking sexual in nature with this corny fuck. Legit only ever made me laugh on the radio. I’ve tried his standup, both live (comedy cellar) or specials, and all I ever could muster is a half hearted chuckle.

Imagine giving up any food that is remotely enjoyable to eat egg whites and mustard for eternity and this is the body that comes with it