It'll set you back a good chunk of money but if you want to have women who look like this throw themselves at you pussy first, do the following: move to the midwest, get a weekend place on a river or lake, get an obnoxiously large truck(think F-350 King Ranch) and a Baja speed boat. You'll be balls deep in some fat titted farmer's daughter in no time.
Eh, I dunno. Most farm girls grow up riding horses. Need at least 350 horsepower for them to feel anything through all the vaginal calluses those saddles cause them to build up.
Anyone can get an auto loan. The boat is the status symbol. The boat lets them know you're the total package. Let's em' know you're not just some hick farmer. No, you're hick farmer with sense enough to use your farming business as a cover for your real business. Drug distribution. Meth and pills, specifically.
What fancy pants phony-baloney rural environment have you been in to learn this crap? Somewhere all the rich bankers and celebrities go to retire from the stress of the Big City?
You can see the fat in her face waiting for the right time to conquer the rest of her body. This is the kind of woman that doesn't bounce back from pregnancy.
Yeah she’s two pounds away from losing facial features and having fat girl face. Which is why now is the time for me to ask her for consent then go for it before she has time to answer, it’s legal then
Ant would probably turn his nose up at this chick because she has that little bit of chubb around her waist. He prefers that anorexic, flat-chested, strung-out drowned rat look - cock optional but preferable.
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1 jacktorrance6290 2019-02-10
Nice big beautiful tits, stupid.
1 jewboy405 2019-02-10
I want to cut them off and mount them in my rumpus room
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-10
I think this girl brings out the inner Ed Gein in all of us.
1 HollandJimmy 2019-02-10
Those fat cells went to all the right places
1 BragsAboutBowling 2019-02-10
i mean i guess this is funny and all but this subreddit has mocked him for talking about fucking girls like this.
pick your battles
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-02-10
The only girls i've heard him brag about are skinny meth heads.
1 BragsAboutBowling 2019-02-10
Sounds like you get your information from this subreddit
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-02-10
He's said many times that he likes them young and very skinny, almost flat chested.
1 cumspaces 2019-02-10
Almost boyish.. like Sue
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-10
You’re right. We should probably make fun of him for being a millionaire and still being unable to pull anything better than what he does.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-02-10
He never fucked girls like this
1 JohnDough911 2019-02-10
Who’s the slut?
1 Reaktif 2019-02-10
Looks like Ali G's wife. Isla Fisher or whatever her name is
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-02-10
Moar https://imgur.com/a/luM8hui
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-10
Stick a SkyMall velociraptor behind her and he’d give it a go.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-02-10
I love when the chub gets deposited in the hip and tit regions
1 GayVeganSocialist 2019-02-10
Imagine her disappointment knowing that a stud like Nana doesn't find her attractive.
1 alkiefuck 2019-02-10
fuck sake, need to stop uploading pics like this without at least including their name in the comments
i mean, come on
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-02-10
Or home address.
1 white518 2019-02-10
Elizabeth in nyk
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-02-10
https://imgur.com/a/luM8hui
Moar
1 alkiefuck 2019-02-10
fuck , what a body
what's her name, or just a random you know?
1 revolvingmonk 2019-02-10
It'll set you back a good chunk of money but if you want to have women who look like this throw themselves at you pussy first, do the following: move to the midwest, get a weekend place on a river or lake, get an obnoxiously large truck(think F-350 King Ranch) and a Baja speed boat. You'll be balls deep in some fat titted farmer's daughter in no time.
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-10
Or son
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-02-10
Now we’re talkin!
1 PhishInVa2 2019-02-10
Mr Lightening is SSOO disappointed in his son Sue.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-10
Now how about a Denali HD? You think I could clean up around there with something like that?
1 revolvingmonk 2019-02-10
Eh, I dunno. Most farm girls grow up riding horses. Need at least 350 horsepower for them to feel anything through all the vaginal calluses those saddles cause them to build up.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-10
So you think they’re just responding to sensation, not necessarily the status of the vehicle itself
1 revolvingmonk 2019-02-10
Anyone can get an auto loan. The boat is the status symbol. The boat lets them know you're the total package. Let's em' know you're not just some hick farmer. No, you're hick farmer with sense enough to use your farming business as a cover for your real business. Drug distribution. Meth and pills, specifically.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-10
Ah, now I’m pickin up what you’re putting down
1 c0mposition 2019-02-10
Do you teach classes by any chance? Seems like you got a lot to share.
1 aTwinkForFez 2019-02-10
Some Jordan Peterson shit
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-10
What fancy pants phony-baloney rural environment have you been in to learn this crap? Somewhere all the rich bankers and celebrities go to retire from the stress of the Big City?
1 DildoRenter 2019-02-10
Ram 1500 Laramie with the hemi engine or GTFO.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-10
Nice car. What was the color of the purse that came with it?
1 DildoRenter 2019-02-10
Your wit tells me you are a saint on ert.
1 earthdogbb 2019-02-10
name ?
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-02-10
https://imgur.com/a/luM8hui
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-10
You can see the fat in her face waiting for the right time to conquer the rest of her body. This is the kind of woman that doesn't bounce back from pregnancy.
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-10
Yeah why would I wanna bang her now when she'll look awful in 2 decades ?
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-10
I didn't realize either was an option.
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-10
The fantasy is all I have
1 supercam2121 2019-02-10
Yeah she’s two pounds away from losing facial features and having fat girl face. Which is why now is the time for me to ask her for consent then go for it before she has time to answer, it’s legal then
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-02-10
I'd unironically eat her shit.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-02-10
https://www.titsintops.com/phpBB2/index.php?threads/elizabeth-a-my-t-fine-canadian.104829/
1 PrinceAlena 2019-02-10
Finally an appropriate time to ask...
Age
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-10
Nice undefined face, stupid
1 toe_trigger 2019-02-10
Ant would probably turn his nose up at this chick because she has that little bit of chubb around her waist. He prefers that anorexic, flat-chested, strung-out drowned rat look - cock optional but preferable.
1 TallBag8 2019-02-10
"Name?" "Name?" "Fuck dude...name?" "Name?" "Name?"
1 Peckas1 2019-02-10
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1 McGowan9 2019-02-10
Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league.
Apart from faggots like Anthony.
1 supercam2121 2019-02-10
If this girl lived on my block I’d be on First 48 nervously making jokes in the interrogation room in no time
1 Peckas1 2019-02-10
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