Did high-speed internet rob us of a certain pleasure?

1  2019-02-10 by GregorioThomassoni

World's at my fingertips and I couldn't care less.

So much for materialism.

At least when it took three days to download a movie you had the pleasure of anticipation.

At least when it took three dates to have sex with a woman you had the pleasure of anticipation.

And let's not pretend the anticipation isn't the best part.

Gang, comment?

12 comments

1  this_light 2019-02-10

The immediate access to anything, anywhere, anytime will ruin us before any war does. #pottalkmonday

1  GregorioThomassoni 2019-02-10

I saw a documentary once about a species of bird that had ceased to reproduce because they'd become the masters of their own domain.

You make it to the top, then you die of boredom.

1  MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-10

Jamie can you pull up that video about anticipation I was talking about yesterday?

1  aRTie02150 2019-02-10

I miss being able to get cigarettes at Dunkin Donuts right from one of those pull machines and selling them to my classmates in middle school.

1  GregorioThomassoni 2019-02-10

I did that too sometimes, but just for the buzz. Most of the time I lost money on it.

1  alkiefuck 2019-02-10

big time, i used to play guitar and keyboard all the time on my off time, now i sit listening to music and browsing stupid shit like a former radio-host being fed by sue

shit aside though, the internet's just made it easier for retards like myself think i "know" shit seeing as i can type anything in google and somewhat learn something. i honestly wish access to the internet wasn't as accessible as it is, we'd all be bettor off. it's far too convenient and makes you lazy

1  TheGhost0fAbeVigoda 2019-02-10

Did you have to post that on a winter sunday?

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-02-10

Don't be a Nana. Delete your Twitter and visit your mom.

1  ManbadFerrara 2019-02-10

I thank God there was no Pornhub/xvideos/etc when I was growing up. If I had unfettered access to endless ass-eating and facial abuse videos when I was 11, I'd probably be a Norton-level pervert by now.

1  GregorioThomassoni 2019-02-10

I thank god there were no iphones. Even with those shitty five megapixels Nokias I was on the border of being a sexual predator.

1  ForceFeedNana 2019-02-10

Yeah but people keep falling in canals while playing Pokemon Go so you gotta take the good with the bad, old bean.

1  debonairgarbage 2019-02-10

Yes, the reason you are such a pathetic disappointment is because the internet is too fast.