Years back I met my dad for lunch while my mom was away visiting family. He showed up in dress pants, plaid shirt, works boots untied and and a John Deere cap. It was then that I realized my mom makes sure he looks normal in public. Sam's wife should do the same.
I keep going back and forth on if he looks better or worse with the beard. Sometimes I see older pics without it and am glad he's covering his face but then I see pics like this where it looks like his face is covered in horse shit.
Sam sadly thinks his hair is a trademark and as a result he is trying anything else while still keeping that fluffy pile because, “that’s what people know me for”.
It makes me hate him even more when he feels his hair is like Flavor Flav’s clock.
18 comments
1 Bluesmoky 2019-02-10
Years back I met my dad for lunch while my mom was away visiting family. He showed up in dress pants, plaid shirt, works boots untied and and a John Deere cap. It was then that I realized my mom makes sure he looks normal in public. Sam's wife should do the same.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-02-10
I met my dad for lunch and he called me a faggot.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-10
No offence, but is your dad retarded?
1 Bluesmoky 2019-02-10
None taken plus it would also explain me
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-02-10
So you're mom was going after that big retarded pecker
1 DigitalTorque 2019-02-10
Sams hairline looks like the Wu-Tang logo
1 BeigeFagquency 2019-02-10
Why does Sam think that doing his hair like Toad from Super Mario is a good look?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-02-10
That was the least horrifying option, he doesn’t have much to work with.
1 Toughcrowdd 2019-02-10
Black people clown it. He think he's liked.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-10
I wish black people would all get along.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-02-10
Just when I thought he couldn't possibly get any uglier.
1 HotRock5 2019-02-10
"The EST of NXT" Bianca Belair looks like she's gonna put a hurtin' on ol' Notsam Roberts
1 stevex42 2019-02-10
I bet Bianca Belair’s long hair knot thing smells.
1 deumae 2019-02-10
"Good morning, barber. I think we'll go with the Furry Bolete."
1 Alansmithee22 2019-02-10
How does the WWE let this side show freak on their air waves?? He’s a real life gimmick.
1 Billyassman 2019-02-10
Again do these things,not have mirrors or friends.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-02-10
I keep going back and forth on if he looks better or worse with the beard. Sometimes I see older pics without it and am glad he's covering his face but then I see pics like this where it looks like his face is covered in horse shit.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-02-10
Sam sadly thinks his hair is a trademark and as a result he is trying anything else while still keeping that fluffy pile because, “that’s what people know me for”.
It makes me hate him even more when he feels his hair is like Flavor Flav’s clock.