4 incredibly idiotic things that Joe Cumia did

1  2019-02-10 by LETS_KILL_JOE_CUMIA

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The "Not a Pedophile" text superimposed over his stupid face always makes me laugh.

Pretty much called his brother a piece of shit with money. This dude’s Eric the midget level of stubbornness and obliviousness.

DUMBFUCK I am not a pedophile!

DUMBFUCK I AM NOT OLDER THAN MY PARENTS. DIE NOW!!!

Joe Cumia collects spit from young people

After getting a fake browser-based "virus" warning and not being able to close said browser, Joe attempted to re-install Windows twice and had to consult with the Geek Squad, then after discovering Task Manager acted like it was a deep dark secret Windows trick.

Is there documentation of this? I must see it

I've definitely seen that screenshot. But can't find it. There is this from his multiple run-ins with the best buy geek squad. The first when he makes fun of old people who don't understand computers as he waits his old ass to pick up his repaired computer.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/a1rw2y/brother_joe_got_upset_at_best_buy/

He called the Geek Squad employees “gen x slackers”? In 2014?

& I can’t even look in the direction of the TVs without 3 people asking me if I need help.

He hasn't had a job since before these people were born, you can understand his perception may be a bit dated.

It's just that no one, including desperate salesmen, ever wants to interact with a retard in a Sons of Anarchy hoodie and filthy sweat pants. Shockingly, Bro Joe blames everyone but himself.

Wow, that's embarrassing even for Joe.

You forgot that he said he paid them $200 and then bragged about being smarter than them.

You forgot that he said he paid them $200 and then bragged about being smarter than them.

He also started a diet and congratulated himself on his weight loss before he had even done anything

  1. Revealed his address because he is too dumb to use a brush tool in ms paint https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9a7u5d/rest_easy_everyonebrother_joe_can_conceal_carry/e4tjsp2

Everyone knows his address. He uses it on his website

He's been scammed by aliexpress stratocasters more times than I can count. Every week he falls for some nigerian prince level scam and invents a new way to be retarded.

Also using his eulogy to state that he is not a pedophile

I thought that was someone fucking with inspect element. He didn't write that did he?

that was real? I saw that Movie, I thought it was Bullshit

what do you mean he doxxed himself? revealed his email?

Don’t forget tweeting the president that his brother likes to be sodomized by mentally ill young men.

This really should be a stickied collection

His appearance on a television court show in which he publicly claimed to “not be a pedophile” while not even asked has to belong on that list.

He never denied it, he just said he was accused of being one.

Publicly begged his brother's still very famous former radio rival to have Anthony on:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/agxk4q/brother_joe_begged_howard_stern_to_have_anthony/

Filmed himself breaking the law on the road:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/a6p95s/brother_joe_is_a_badass_behind_the_wheel/

Made a Facebook post about his brother treating rehab as a joke while the whole thing was ment to fool a judge into thinking Anthony was taking it seriously:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/admsvu/reminder_when_anth_was_trying_to_fool_the_judge/

Tweeting a photo of himself taking a shit just before 2U's Disney World performance:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9zznnl/brother_joe_lets_epcot_know_his_preshow_prep/

Tweeted racial slurs and lynching references while defending his brother's Sirius XM firing for racist and violent language:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/a8kclh/anth_fired_here_comes_brother_joe_to_the_rescue/

Bragged about his weight loss before actually losing the weight:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5hzcy3/joseph_cumia_is_a_fat_selfconscious_piece_of_shit/

He's not people!

DUMBFUCK I am not a pedophile!