Faggot

1  2019-02-10 by Grillskillz

51 comments

I liked him until I found out he basically has a writing team for his standup

He probably ignores half a dozen calls and texts from Rich Vos.

Well now I like him again

Explains why he was arguing the audience is there to see the performer not hear new jokes on that 'talking funny' HBO special

No he was arguing for new jokes, Seinfeld was the one saying the just want to see the performer.

Yep. Seinfeld said people want to see the act and he likened it to a band playing their best of catalog rather than new material.

They're both right it's just different audiences. The people who go see Kiss play the same songs over and over are the ones who would go to see the same Seinfeld set.

Jokes don't evoke the same things as songs though. Once ive heard a joke its been heard and i can't ever find it funny like the 1st time. You cant sing along to a joke.

I can listen to good bits over and over.

All the more reason i wont pay to hear it again and again

If you've never watched a comedy special more than once or recited bits with your friends you're the weird one.

Writing for a black guy or woman must be awesome because it let's you write honest things without worrying about media evisceration

He should hire funnier writers

What part about your whiteness do you hate the most?

Is it legit? I only heard it from Ari Shaffir.

My sister volunteered at the Astrodome when the Katrinians fled New Orleans, and she said Chris Rock showed up one day and did nothing but get in the way and joke about pedophiles getting beaten to death in the Superdome. Not sure if that strengthens or weakens the case for his faggotry.

I like my Anthony Cumia cooked medium and slightly charred.

did nothing but get in the way

That sounds pretty gay.

joke about pedophiles getting beaten to death

That's like 99% of the Cumia related content of this subreddit with is super gay.

My sister volunteered

GAAAAAAAY!

My sister is most certainly a faggot, God bless her. You'll get no quarrel with me there.

Nice try with the hate though...

His appearance was pretty subpar. You can tell every one in studio was kissing his ass. Patrice being honest about his faults for the 100th time made it great though.

You can tell every one in studio was kissing his ass

Of course, Norton was the worst & was rightfully ignored for being such a transparent weasel.

Chris Rock is a guy always trying to find where he fits racially. Theres no question whites propelled him to fame but he's desperately trying to recapture his street cred but he's not on that level of Katt Williams where he can make 2 million just touring Atlanta.

He’s in the Bitch I’m Madonna video, so no question faggot

Nice unsure smile, stupid.

BLLACK PEEPUL

If Chris' early specials were of equal quality to the last special he released he'd be a fucking nobody comedian

Ugh. You can tell no matter how much he shits on white people, he wants to white so badly. Like when he kowtowed to Sean penn at the oscars or didn't even stand up for himself when Seinfeld and Louis ck called him a nigger or something to his face. Uncle Tom.com here

You thinking that they called him a nigger shows that you don't know what you're talking about.

That would have been great though. Jerry Seinfeld calling Chris Rock a nigger to his face.

I saw it and that's exactly what happened.

"Dats my cousin", Sherrod

Hedabesso.

"Chrissy"

Dassanepotismdo

I bet he ruins the new Fargo by being too distracting.

“The city will serve as the crossroads and collisions of two migrations, Italians coming from Italy and African Americans fleeing the south to escape Jim Crow, both fighting for a piece of the American dream as two controlling crime syndicates. They are at an uneasy peace controlling an alternate economy of exploitation, graft and drugs. To cement their peace, the heads of both families have traded their eldest sons.”

He's playing an Italian crime boss. Hope it doesn't suck.

I loved that show when it was on and everyone gushed about season 2 but as I thought back... I think aside from season 1 Fargo was a shitty show. I hated how they tried to connect them at the end of season 2.

Season 3 was garbage? I have some tea I'd like you to drink.

OOOOOOH MASSA I IS GON' TELL SOME JOKES (soft shoe, applause break)

I guess because this board is being over run by fat, white faggots that means all blacks = niggers and all niggers = faggots.

Stfu alot of people here ain't white (Inc me). Chris Rock is a self serving bitch who licks Seinfelds asshole. Not a word from him on Louie, his old comedy partner. Fucking Chapelle defended Louie, who had no real relationship with him for no reason other than comics stick together.

Fuck Chris rock

Chris Rock actually supported Louis' come back early on. But, since Chris isn't a literal cheerleader outside every single Louis C.K. show since, I guess he's turned his back on Louis. But, yeah, you're right. Chris Rock is Seinfeld's token. The same Seinfeld that champions again PC and other faggotry. But, since you're white supremacist loving darkie that opens up your asshole to the White man you have to pretend to hate niggers and kikes.

I don't hate niggers, I've never said on here I hate black people you fucking dolt. Whatever you think this sub is it's not you fucking weird creep

If you have dealt with niggers and kikes in real life, playing pretend is not necessary.

Nigger. But good point.

The only people who complain about the demographic direction of the sub only got here 5 minutes ago.

That's thesecond word thatcomes to mind

Can I guess what the first is?

Or should I ask Earl?

Black people be like...white people be like...black people be like...white people be like...WE GET IT!!

Cornball coon.

I like my Anthony Cumia cooked medium and slightly charred.

did nothing but get in the way

That sounds pretty gay.

joke about pedophiles getting beaten to death

That's like 99% of the Cumia related content of this subreddit with is super gay.

My sister volunteered

GAAAAAAAY!