#BREAKING "Empire" Actor Jussie Smollet Hate Crime Attackers Apprehended!

1  2019-02-09 by Kenn_Kennnerson

April Fool's.

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This may become like The Zodiac case. We may never find these savages but it's my guess that it was one of the Covington kids. It all makes sense when you think about it.

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I hope it turns out he made it up to get out of some mundane activity he wanted to avoid like hanging out with a friend he doesn’t like and then it spiraled out of control.

cue Curb theme

The footage has been uncovered...of Jussie at Home Depot buying the rope.

Aprel Folls

We call them Aprils now?

He got beat up by his faggot boyfriend and thought he could turn it into a PR event

He was the most flamboyant and obnoxious person at a gay black nightclub in Chicago. Some other fruit slapped him for being too saddidy because of the television shit and Diva Jussie made the story up. You know its true.

Smollert's bleach and noose fable makes Anthony's scaffolding story seem plausible.