Not a faggot

1  2019-02-09 by ManiacalChrisBenoit

65 comments

I like how it says 'chauvinist' like he makes a living off it

I thought that’s what the dude’s last name was

He had a whole website about his chauvinism so it may have been his profession

Also wrote a book of the same name. Its called "The Reasons Why Men Are Superior To Women"

I thought it was called “Why Are Men Better Than Women?”. Is this one of those Weenersteen Bears moments?

The actual title is "Men Are Better Than Women", but everyone calls it "Why Men Are Better Than Women", which almost spoils the joke. This caused some of us in the subreddit to create even more ludicrous names.

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Well...maybe I am a fuckin idiot

Technically he did make his living being that character.

He had a podcast with Maddox (from the Best Page in the Universe) until he started sleeping with Maddox’s girlfriend. Kinda ended that relationship.

Boss move

Correction - Maddox’s ex of 3 years and Maddox had a new girlfriend who he was living with.

Saying correction is lame.

Correction, Giving false information that says that Dick acted inappropriately is lamer

You're fucking lame

I do.

patreon.com/TheDickShow

get out of here before this place turns on you

He's the only person as far as I'm aware that has a positive ED page on him. I'd be shocked if this community didn't like him.

If you wanna turn on someone check out http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Why would we turn on Kokeinhisnose?

Because' he's a

BETA MALE

Bc the asterios puppet writes better jokes lol

Where's that patreon/paypal alternative faggot

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Neece

Senpai.

I knew Kaczynski was innocent

I’m also Ted pilled.

Dick Masterson is a good egg.

The 20 million dollar man.

It's been brought up here before, it the parallels between Maddox and our Tony are uncanny

Maddox is somehow more pathetic

Maddox is much worse. Tranny loving Ant never attempted to sue his former partner. He “sued” himself.

nana thinks he's smarter than he is, but the whole professor anthony thing had a hint of irony to it at least. Maddox thinks hes an actual fucking genius.

Yeah but what's worse, suing your cohost OR putting $5,000 bounty on a subreddit that makes fun of you.

The lawsuit was for $20 million and his former partner was forced to waste $50k on lawyers. The $5k bounty on us was just the result of an elderly idiot with too much alcohol in him and access to Twitter. Creating a $20 million lawsuit takes a lot more time and effort than Anthony is capable of.

Difference is that the Opester left the partnership with millions in the bank. Maddox took his ball and went home way before Opie did.

If Opie had been in as desperate circumstances I wouldn't put it past him to pull the same kind of shit

I agree with your sentiment, but my comment was Maddox vs Ant.

Voted America's Best Mexican I believe 22 weeks running now.

You mean Chawn the audio engineer?

Shexam the LA based comedian*

He looks like he's made out with Joe at the big apple ranch

His podcast is the only one worth listening to

Dick is great but he should have a way bigger face.

Much too small of a face

The oppression of men everywhere forces it to the center

whats he up to these days? his podcast any good or esoteric shit for long time listeners?

i check out clips once in awhile

its alright

both. there are parts of it that probably won't make sense if you aren't current on the goss, but most of the show is just entertaining.

It’s one of my favorite podcasts.

His podcast is good, but to be honest, the story of the podcast is one of the funniest entertainment stories of all time. Maddox has somehow found a way to continuously shoot himself in the foot over the course or like 3 years.

What is the background with Maddox and the podcast?

Whew...its a story. The podcast was The Biggest Problem in the Universe. Each host would bring in one or 2 "problems" to complain about. Sometimes it would be "Anti-Vaxxers", sometimes it would be "Piss-Dribblets". It was pretty entertaining because Maddox would get super worked up, Dick would rant, they'd argue, it was funny. Turns out Maddox wasn't playing a character with his "Professor Maddox" persona, bit he actually thought he was some intellectual who never got a degree. He also wanted to be the star of the show, so sharing the spotlight with Dick got harder when, throughout the course of the show, it came out that Dick isnt an idiot, like he would pretend to be on the show, hes actually a pretty smart dude.

On top of that, Dick hooked up with Maddox's ex at a wedding after they had been broken up for like 3 years and Maddox was dating someone else. Dick thinks Maddox was trying for some weird polyamory relationship. The show got really tense for a while, but Dick lied and said they weren't dating. When Maddpx found out they were, without telling anyone what was up, Maddox says that the show is going on hiatus for 2 weeks while hes launching his new "Podcast Network" and they'd have clip shows in that time.

After the 2 weeks, Maddox comes back with another co-host, a guy Asterios who had been on the show as a guest a few times, and announced the show was ending. It could have been the end of it, but Maddox spent the entire episode thanking EVERYONE involved with the production except Dick (people who made thumbnails and wrote transcripts, etc).

Dick starts his own Podcast, says its creative differences, whatever. Then little barbs go out from either side behind the scenes. Maddox puts out a YouTube video trying to blame dick for everything, even going as far as to call dick a Rape Apologist. Things devolve, Dick embarrassed Maddox constantly, Maddox tries to sue Dick, Asterios, Asterios' employer (who just so happened to be one of the largest PR firms in the world), Patreon, a customer service representative at Patreon, and a few other parties for $20 million EACH. He gets laughed out of court.

These are the highlights, but it's so amazing how deep each part of this lore goes. If you have a job where you commute long distances, or have time to listen to stuff at work, I'd highly recommend going back and starting at Biggest Problem episode one, listening through, then starting The Dick Show at ep 1. Dont bother with Maddox's new show. You wont regret it.

The lawsuit saga alone is one of the funniest things that's ever happened. It would take multiple hours to even get someone up to speed on it.

"Dont bother with Maddox's new show" lmao

It has been changing to be less about itself and more about current topics and weird people from the internet for some time now.

It's hilarious if you like right-wing propaganda

This shows how much you don’t listen to the whole show. It definitely has some right wing/conservative leanings, but it’s a comedy show at the end of the day, not propaganda. You’d be surprised by how diverse the listenership really is.

It's a joke you bums someone is trying to shut him down right now by calling him alt-right

Vote up satire tags

Vote up this username.

Dick needs to return to this look. The long hair is cool and all but it kind of sucks

It's approaching "cool aunt" territory

Maddox lost.

Chauvinism is exaggerated patriotism, after some jingoistic frenchman called Chauvin. No idea why they used it in feminist lingo.

i love how a lot of people out there think dr phil is actually helping

Being the victim of a dumb lawsuit because he harassed his faggot co-host after their gay cringy gimmick nerd podcast fell apart doesn't change the fact that this dude has become an unbearable faggot

The actual title is "Men Are Better Than Women", but everyone calls it "Why Men Are Better Than Women", which almost spoils the joke. This caused some of us in the subreddit to create even more ludicrous names.

It's a joke you bums someone is trying to shut him down right now by calling him alt-right

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