Not a faggot.

1  2019-02-09 by SpitItoutSocrates

97 comments

Soder should drop that 90s faggot jorts-n-jersey fatass Big Jay and his flabby dumb tumor girlfriend quicker than a Taco Bell shit.

Mullen, Gomez, Soder.

You are missing the intellectual libertarian perspective

Mullen and Tim Dillon work really well together.

yes. mullen, gomez, soder, dillon. would make the worlds greatest anything. they just have to ditch their respective faggots latching on to them

I dont think their personalities would fit long term.

Disagree. Gomez's dumbass is interesting just as spectacle and Soder's done enough Radio to keep the flow going while Mullen looks up Hollywood Pedo conspiracy theories

Mullen will need to be third mic in the situation and I do not think Gomez and Soder could balance it out, both are second-mics and the only reason Gomez works not is Zach is his slave. You can't have 2 second-mics running a show, and neither are cut out for it. As much as everyone hates Big Jay on the Bonfire he is clearly the one who sets shit up.

Gillis.

Where's Dillon? Best fat voice in the biz rn

Mullen, Gomez, Soder, Ian Fidance

Have 3 freaks

Naw, Jay and Soder have great chemistry, it's the broad that's the problem

Pig Gay Oinkerson and his dopey rhinoceros gf suck E. coli diarrhea.

lol

I dont even mind her, she's not on that often and is one of the few who knows how to remain a supporting role.

I like her, that laugh though.

Jay and his hole made me quit listening to the Bonfire

Jay is great.

At what? Talking about puss bro?

Dan talks about it just as much

Dan is actually getting some

Getting that sweet vanilla poon.

Obviously not

Same.

Jay is to fucking vulgar for me and that’s saying a lot.

Jorts you say? Fat? Has a girlfriend? taco bell makes you DOO DOO?

Thank you for providing this new information followed by a dad joke

jorts-n-jersey

this sounds like a Dutch delicacy

Jay is hilarious, he just can’t be allowed to indulge himself with the sexual shit or that’s all he will talk about.

needs to lay off the voices, pretty good otherwise

Yes. Doing randy savage or whatever the fuck is verging on Anthony level shit

Doing voices was about the only time ant was funny

All of his voices suck. Jay is better and so is Nick Mullen

Soder and Mullen and I would listen every fucking day. Would even get a new SXM sub for it.

He's funny. But his voice doesn't fit the way he looks. Not sure what it is. But the dude's funny and it's fucking insane that Sirius pays more and has given a prime radio spot to fucking Jim Norton and Sam Roberts.

To me he always looked like the banjo kid from Deliverance grown up and civilised

I paid for cumtown for a while, but I hate the other two so much it forced me to stop listening.

Honestly people think Stavs laugh is annoying but Adams is way worse.

I wholly agree. Adam fucking horrible on every level. I can’t wait for Patreon to ban them, just to watch him kill himself.

They're aren't right leaning and have some connections to Chapofaghouse so they will probably never ever get banned no matter how many n-bombs and rape jokes they drop.

They aren’t right leaning at all, but neither is Kevin Hart. “Problematic jokes are violence” according to their own people. They will soon learn that they are also nazis.

Let's hope. I kinda like Nick so I don't want him to kill himself yet but I still would love to see what happens if they ever get banned. His sidekicks have gotten way to comfortable. Would be hilarious if they'd have to move to Jordan Petersons "dark web" platform or some shit like that.

Whenever they talk any kind of politics, Stav is retard level dumb.

It's really funny hearing socialist talking points reworked in the head of a dunce and spit out in the dumbest way possible.

It would even be funnier if mister “wash your dick” didn’t allow them on his platform.

I don't think he would do that to anyone. Unless of course you show even a hint of sympathy to the evil alt right. Then Dr free speech is gonna make sure you're deplatformed. Fuck this hypocrite. When is his alternative platform even coming at this point? I'm very interested to see what the rules are gonna be.

The fags in here that downvoted you should kill themselves after they clean their rooms.

Would be hilarious if they'd have to move to Jordan Petersons "dark web" platform or some shit like that.

you have the cultural awareness of a facebook grandma

People like Adam don't kill themselves, they find another talented person to latch onto. Plus isn't his kike family rich? He probably has a trust fund.

They aren’t rich. His parents are architects which is a very volatile career. It pays pretty well when you can actually get work though.

Rich enough to flee South Africa after destroying it

Also Adam is a jew

Cumtown might be the most hit or miss show in existence. Some eps will have a nigga's ribs hurting and others will be dumbest shit imaginable.

Some eps will have a nigga ribs hurtin

Why would you choose to express yourself like this? This is one click away from fucking "doggo" you asshole.

World star got a NIGGA.. ribs hurtin tuh-DAY.

You don’t remember?

I "remember", moron.

I just try not to adopt stupid catch phrases ironically, because that's something stupid people do.

Mullen fucking sucks. With his hipster unawareness and his woe is me. You make 30 k a month guy, shut the fuck up.

Nick regretting teaming up with Adam instead of Soder is a running "gag" that's been going on for years. he was the like 3rd guest on their pod, lots of riffing and vibing. good ass dude

Luis, Mullen, and Tim Dillon pitched a show to SXM that they declined to launch.

A good egg

Soder is a comic that needs to move out west and get acting roles like billy burr. Hopefully he doesnt hook up with a lazy nigcompoop like Nia

what the fuck are you talking about, he's literally a recurring role character with a credits plate on Showtime's 'Billions' lmao

Ol Vanilla Dan sending yuks my way

Lake County Dan...TCB.

it makes me so happy he's on a hit tv show with paul giamatti and damien lewis and jim did leno for years thinking it would boost his profile :/

It has to be apparent to Jim that he's been afforded no shortage of shots and big breaks. All his late night appearances, all his more successful friends dragging him along, his own radio shows, his Vice show, he's been given every single opportunity you can think of and he just keeps hitting that wall of not being likable or particularly funny or interesting. Our boy Danny up there, why he's a shining star on the rise. It brings me no small joy knowing Norton has to keep watching these people shoot up the ladder around him.

don't forget he can't act for shit and was handed a ton of opportunities.

Couldnt be bothered to learn how.

Can't wait until whatever tranny he's paying to bone him returns from fucking a client who isn't the ugliest, unfunniest "comedian" of his generation, only to find that talentless little attention whore dangling from an extension cord in his closet like Bourdain or Carradine. Maybe then he'll stop telling the "plunger in the latrine" or "Henry Fonda picking blueberries" jokes... but I doubt it.

How anyone is an actual fan of his or considers him even remotely amusing is astounding and beyond my comprehension.

He's funny as fuck sometimes. As an ASU grad that FUCKING HATES U of A, he gets a pass.

Nice college education stupid.

It's asu, it's not a nice education trust me brotherman

He seems like a good guy, but even his friends call him "corporate Dan."

It's 100%, that when Dan is offered the right money he flies to LA and never does any of the podcasts again.

Good for him. What do you expect, him to want to be like Vos? Pushing 60 and still eeking out a living on the road?

Vos is a good guy, supporting a family. Dan is also supporting his mom and grandmother.

My only point is Dan is going to be gone in a blink when he can. I guess like Ck and Burr.

Vos is a good guy, supporting a family.

I didn't say he wasn't, but at his age no one wants to have such an insecure form of income. I'd bet that he wishes he'd done a few things differently career wise.

All these comics secretly pray for a successful sitcom or movie career, something that's still bringing in fat residuals checks 20 or 30 years down the line. Any of them that say otherwise are lying. Apart from Stanhope maybe but he's a drunk.

I guess my point is that it is inevitable that he will sell out, he's more talented than a lot of the comedians who have.

I can't think of any comedian who got better when they became mainstream.

I guess so.

Stop being terrified of having another Jim Jeffries. It wasnt LA that ruined Burr it was his white guilt and the negro golem he married. Dan is pretty high profile now and he does Chinese and Mexican voices all the time.

Dan has been on Legion of Skanks many times.

He calls himself Corporate Dan haha.

What a handsome young man

I'd take soder any day over most of these faggoty comics

I don’t even know who that is.

Average comedian that does annoying voices

This post makes me a happy faggot.

Atta faggot

I love Dan, but hes way funnier on the radio than he is in his stand up. But a good egg nonetheless.

His last special was good, I think he's gonna end up being great but more in like with Brian Regan than CK.

Seen him live, he's very good

He's a living cartoon character.

Soder is awesome.

He kind of is, though: wasted his talent by hooking up with Jay and that horrible ashtray-voiced hole of his, and let them take over the show. Defended that unfunny, bug-eyed, frizzy-haired cunt "comedian". Is a liberal.

Soder seems like a nice, funny guy if nothing's at stake, but if push came to shove, he'd sell you out and stab you in the back in a Mexican heartbeat.

"Where's Danny? Why didn't he get arrested, too? And how'd the cops know where we'd be?"

[removed]

I know Soder drove Big Jay mad during negations with SiriusXM. Big Jay just said yes to everything and Soder wanted things his way

An Irish person would describe him as a "Grand fella".

He is to be sure

Soder and LJG are the only comics under 40 worth the black hair off a horses nut bag

Soder does a great Macho Man impression

Bonfire is 1000 times better than Jim and Sam

Faggot: whoever gave reddit money to gild this.

Monster voice stinks on ice

At what? Talking about puss bro?

Obviously not