I read this book called 'An Underground Education' and the author somehow finagled a love letter he sent his wife and it was all about how he missed her filthy unwarshed ye olden tymes body. Part of it said how he wanted to 'glory in the sweat and stink rising from your arse' while he ruts her like a pig, and how much he loved to have her fart in his face.
Joyce is one of best, man. The high brow and the low brow, smashed together. I personally don’t think his later stuff holds up too well, at least so far as it’s not accessible; but Dubliners, especially the last story, The Dead, is about as good as modern literature gets.
MTV should send him a Cease and Desist from mentioning them ever again. Some of the best music to come from that cesspool was via it's "Unplugged" shows.
One of my favorite Colin bits is his SNL bit where he talks about alternatives to getting hammered on st Patrick’s day being to read a 300 line poem about some guy who lost his hat in Dublin or go see a play about some foreclosed farm in county Clare.
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1 ForceFeedNana 2019-02-09
I read this book called 'An Underground Education' and the author somehow finagled a love letter he sent his wife and it was all about how he missed her filthy unwarshed ye olden tymes body. Part of it said how he wanted to 'glory in the sweat and stink rising from your arse' while he ruts her like a pig, and how much he loved to have her fart in his face.
And now you know... the rest of the story.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-09
Thanks Paul Harvey!
Joyce is one of best, man. The high brow and the low brow, smashed together. I personally don’t think his later stuff holds up too well, at least so far as it’s not accessible; but Dubliners, especially the last story, The Dead, is about as good as modern literature gets.
1 SpunkAlarm 2019-02-09
Finnegan's Wake is fucking impossible to read
1 lowend73 2019-02-09
Joe is not a white man
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-02-09
MTV should send him a Cease and Desist from mentioning them ever again. Some of the best music to come from that cesspool was via it's "Unplugged" shows.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-09
The execs at MTV probably forgot what Unplugged was.
1 nomobjustice 2019-02-09
Portrait of the Artist As a Old Retard.
1 CoolerKing37 2019-02-09
Finnegan's Wake is more intelligible than any Joe Cumia Facebook post.
1 RBuddCumia 2019-02-09
And fellow Irish writer Oscar Wilde is less of a homo.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-09
I thought this was Bobo from the thumbnail
1 jasim18 2019-02-09
Joseph Dumbelus
1 3stepsbackward 2019-02-09
By unplugged, he means he won't have a cock in his ass tonight, for a change.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-02-09
Stolen Valor Tour 2019
1 Clau7sen 2019-02-09
One of my favorite Colin bits is his SNL bit where he talks about alternatives to getting hammered on st Patrick’s day being to read a 300 line poem about some guy who lost his hat in Dublin or go see a play about some foreclosed farm in county Clare.
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-02-09
The only thing unplugged was his mothers life support.
1 johnajapanda 2019-02-09
He'll play unplugged, but he'll have is ass plugged, that's for sure.
1 MSteve1232000 2019-02-09
He absolutely believes he conjures up an eerie but alluring Nirvana unplugged style vibe at his bullshit shows.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-02-09
What a hip reference to a television show that all the groovy kids are keen on.