The way Worm says "I'm in a relationship", you can tell even he knows it's a crock of shit.

1  2019-02-08 by RapistWithHIV

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“No, I genuinely am, I’m not even lying, I would tell you if I was lying.”

In a relationship to Jim means he’s the top token contributor to some fella with fake tits on chaturbate.

When did Jim start mentioning this "girl" on air? I'm bored and thinking about starting to scrutinize the Jim and Sam show to see what embarrassing tidbits I can find to share with my friends on here.

Please do.

I don’t listen to J&S and know about it from good men on this sub. But I think it was at least a year to 18 months ago.

Thanks. The truth is, as much as I'd like to do this, even if I locked down the exact date I'd probably tap out 6 minutes into the first show because it's fucking unlistenable. But if I can get a reasonable estimate on when it happened I'll certainly try.

It really is completely unlistenable. I've tried a few times and I can only make it 5 or so. The bit must be to bore the listeners.

IMO it's possible that making him go around telling everyone he was "in love" was part of the humiliation fantasy he was paying his he/she for. It was so over the top and retarded, even by Jim Norton's standards.

No straight man uses the phrase "in a relationship" to describe his dealings with women. It's too loaded with emotional connotations, which is the realm of the womenfolk. Straight men say things like "we're dating" or "I'm just stringing her along for the pussy".

People are just pretentious as fuck these days (read: closet homosexuals). I want to know when 'i have a girlfriend' stopped being a sufficient answer for any relationship up to being married