One of my favorite pieces of Harry's bullshit was how he has this whole made up memory of his childhood birthday where the entire cast of Texas Chainsaw Massacre showed up and cut his birthday cake with a chainsaw and gave him props from the movie... None of which anybody from movie remembers.
The founder of ain't it cool news.The first or one of the first nerdy movie sites. He got metooed last year. Overall fat worthless faggot who made a living doing things you do with a coworker to make the day go by quickly
Studios loved him because he couldn't emotionally separate being treated nice and watching a movie; so they'd treat him like a human being at a screening and he'd give a rave review to whatever dogshit was on-screen.
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1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-08
How is this blob still alive?
One of my favorite pieces of Harry's bullshit was how he has this whole made up memory of his childhood birthday where the entire cast of Texas Chainsaw Massacre showed up and cut his birthday cake with a chainsaw and gave him props from the movie... None of which anybody from movie remembers.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-08
who?
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-08
The founder of ain't it cool news.The first or one of the first nerdy movie sites. He got metooed last year. Overall fat worthless faggot who made a living doing things you do with a coworker to make the day go by quickly
1 Jungies 2019-02-08
Harry Knowles, movie fan.
Studios loved him because he couldn't emotionally separate being treated nice and watching a movie; so they'd treat him like a human being at a screening and he'd give a rave review to whatever dogshit was on-screen.
1 FezTwatley 2019-02-08
East Side Dave has put on a few pounds.
1 ObscurityBound 2019-02-08
Almost perfect melding of East Side Dave and Bob Kelly.
1 SirSodomy 2019-02-08
Whomst is this obese homosexual?
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-08
Logan Lynn
1 lowend73 2019-02-08
I dont believe that was my go to website back in the day.
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-08
Ralphie May fucked a leprechaun?