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But what does Scorch get out of visiting his mom? She'll be dead someday, so what's really the point? She's not gonna remember in 20 years! And neither will I!
GULP SWALLOW GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Ahhhh........ Pills and lite beer are mommy now... Mommy warms from within, yes.... Oh Twitter muse, I invoke thee!
Scorch is a limited talent as a broadcaster but he’s a good dude who also discovered the Undertaker or one of those wrestling dudes so he doesn’t deserve Sam’s scorn. He needs to visit his mom way more often though.
20 comments
1 aRTie02150 2019-02-07
I call Scorch's show usually once a month and tell him he's beloved by all of us. He's such a nice guy.
1 Clau7sen 2019-02-07
Wish he’d see his mom more frequently than once every six years though.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-02-07
He's been spreading his wings, and now he's flying back home to his nest. It's a thing of beauty, really.
1 EskimoEscrow 2019-02-07
Some are old and some estranged, mothers that have fully aged
WEIRD NEWS
1 thebucch 2019-02-07
Douche or dressing
1 [deleted] 2019-02-07
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1 XenusWingman 2019-02-07
Over six years since he's seen her? That's fucked up. Is Scorch really that busy?
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-02-07
not seeing your mom for 6 years is NOT pfg
1 thebucch 2019-02-07
You sure this isn't ant?
1 Clau7sen 2019-02-07
Maybe his mom is that golden girl that annoyingly got a second breath of fame. She’s been super busy so maybe it’s on her end.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVlgoda 2019-02-07
But what does Scorch get out of visiting his mom? She'll be dead someday, so what's really the point? She's not gonna remember in 20 years! And neither will I!
GULP SWALLOW GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Ahhhh........ Pills and lite beer are mommy now... Mommy warms from within, yes.... Oh Twitter muse, I invoke thee!
1 bigtitsbeer90 2019-02-07
So is scorch actually liked or is it just a meme
1 JebKush666 2019-02-07
Scorch is pfg
1 bigtitsbeer90 2019-02-07
What
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-02-07
If you don't know what PFG is then slip in a puddle of AIDS sir.
1 bigtitsbeer90 2019-02-07
Kay
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-02-07
Real ass fag of the week.
1 Clau7sen 2019-02-07
Scorch is a limited talent as a broadcaster but he’s a good dude who also discovered the Undertaker or one of those wrestling dudes so he doesn’t deserve Sam’s scorn. He needs to visit his mom way more often though.
1 dalgriff 2019-02-07
Scorch is a true man of the people. Would I ever love to see him laugh at Sams inevitable downfall someday.