I was thinking the other night, that maybe the reason Jim doesn't drink is so he can better feed his sex addiction. Think about it, he works in comedy clubs, where EVERYONE drinks, yet he remains sober. Drunk girls that mistakenly think he's famous are more likely to have sex with him, so he keeps himself sharp so that he can score. He's said before that he likes drunk girls because they're easier, plus he raped that underaged girl before. What a creep he is, remaining sober so that it's easier to trick a drunk chick back to his room.
for sure, this is why women in clubs get mad at you if your not drinking and become skeptical of you - because you are at a huge advantage to sleep with them, you arent on their level.
Complete abstinence from alcohol is stupid. I used to drink way too much I learned to dial it back. There’s no disease where you have to put fermented liquid in your body. There’s only over indulgence.
I mean one could say that alcoholism is a disease caused by alcohol because of the effects withdrawals have on your body. I agree with you that over indulgence is the main issue though.
I used to be friends with a guy who would not stop going on about Rollin's spoken word and how hilarious it was. So I broke and agreed to watch it with him. I didn't laugh once and my friend kept nervously looking over at me while we watched. At the end I told him that spoken word is just another term for unfunny comedy. Haven't really spoken to him since which is great.
Rollins had a joke back in 1998 that people in flood situations should live in a boat. The joke was funny, but I'm pretty sure that's the only funny thing he has said. He's the definition of pretintious despite railing against it.
People flock to douchebags like him, Rogan, etc because they are personality templates. A Joe Rogan fan acts,talks exactly like Joe Rogan and so on and so forth
Yeah, but I hear people talking about Rogan and Jordan Peterson. I haven't heard anybody say anything about Rollins besides Sons of Anarchy in forever. And the SOA talk had a lot of "Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy."
His bit on Iron Maiden reeked of jealousy. "We write songs about books" oooooo what a trashing. He's the equivalent of being the guy who only listens to metal bands nobody's heard of them says they suck when they get more than 2 fans. Maiden sell out arenas and fly their own fucking jumbo jet around the world for years on end, Henry Rollings is still in a van.
His Van Halen bit makes me sick. He rails about how embarrassing and stupid David Lee Roth is, then proceeds to tell a story about actually meeting Roth in LA in the 80s, and Roth being familiar with Black Flag and being totally cool to him.
"Hey, you're the guy from Black Flag, right?? Cool man, want a beer??"
Yeah what a dick Roth was for knowing about the punk band you sang in when he was the lead singer for the biggest band in the world at the time.
It's fine if you shut the fuck up about it but if you prance around like a faggot and telling people about this shit unprompted then you deserve to be tied down and injected with grain alcohol every day until you die.
He used to (or maybe still does) have a weekly column in LA Weekly. It was so smug, condescending, and self congratulatory. Im convinced this guy jerks off to himself in the mirror.
Sometimes Ill have Spotify on in the background, and some halfway decent instrumentals come on, and then I hear some faggot start to READ some amateur horseshit poetry about being lonely or misunderstood, and every single time I look up, its "Rollins Band". Uncreative gay fool.
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1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-07
I don't think there is anything faggier than someone in the music industry who doesn't drink alcohol and proudly so.
1 CarlinsPoltergeist 2019-02-07
Someone who does that and falls in love with a Viking tranny.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-07
I was thinking the other night, that maybe the reason Jim doesn't drink is so he can better feed his sex addiction. Think about it, he works in comedy clubs, where EVERYONE drinks, yet he remains sober. Drunk girls that mistakenly think he's famous are more likely to have sex with him, so he keeps himself sharp so that he can score. He's said before that he likes drunk girls because they're easier, plus he raped that underaged girl before. What a creep he is, remaining sober so that it's easier to trick a drunk chick back to his room.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-07
That's different!
Hyuck hyuck I'll be playing at Captain Funnybone's Chuckle Shack in Columbus the 14th through the 16th; tix still available!
1 Jhonopolis 2019-02-07
Unless the drunk chicks have cocks I don't think Jimmy is really interested.
1 swampbastard1415 2019-02-07
for sure, this is why women in clubs get mad at you if your not drinking and become skeptical of you - because you are at a huge advantage to sleep with them, you arent on their level.
1 graemelloydforever 2019-02-07
Debatable.
https://youtu.be/-uQB4pyTrmc
1 Thyrox 2019-02-07
Long hesitation and those punches looked really weak.
The guy he was beating was laughing throughout and after.
So did I.
1 graemelloydforever 2019-02-07
He was on meth. Probably laughed his way into a coma
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-02-07
Complete abstinence from alcohol is stupid. I used to drink way too much I learned to dial it back. There’s no disease where you have to put fermented liquid in your body. There’s only over indulgence.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-07
The hedonistic treadmill
1 wranglepuss 2019-02-07
I mean one could say that alcoholism is a disease caused by alcohol because of the effects withdrawals have on your body. I agree with you that over indulgence is the main issue though.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-02-07
Wanna host an advice show?
1 racemic_mixture 2019-02-07
He's overqualified since he has drank for more than three months.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-07
https://youtu.be/VelEv1zl8vs?t=239
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-07
The number of people that hang on this boring douchebags every word is astonishing
1 decmcg 2019-02-07
I used to be friends with a guy who would not stop going on about Rollin's spoken word and how hilarious it was. So I broke and agreed to watch it with him. I didn't laugh once and my friend kept nervously looking over at me while we watched. At the end I told him that spoken word is just another term for unfunny comedy. Haven't really spoken to him since which is great.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-07
Anyone who does spoken word should be executed right this second.
1 David_Quiddich 2019-02-07
Henry Rollins made me hate Tool.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-02-07
I prefer the demo version of that song where Maynard does the spoken word part instead of Rollins.
1 Canadia86 2019-02-07
So he's not all bad then
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-07
did anyone ever really like Tool/
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-07
I still think AEnima is great but I kind of grew out of them over the years.
Oh wait, you probably weren't looking for a literal answer.
1 BergStonewall 2019-02-07
No.
1 watermelanoma69 2019-02-07
I’m naked and fearless!!!
1 Canadia86 2019-02-07
I laughed pretty hard when he raped Peggy Bundy
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-07
you should have put your hand on his tight and see whether he would swat it off or let you slowly move it to his crotch
1 racemic_mixture 2019-02-07
Rollins had a joke back in 1998 that people in flood situations should live in a boat. The joke was funny, but I'm pretty sure that's the only funny thing he has said. He's the definition of pretintious despite railing against it.
1 fskoti 2019-02-07
"I was on my way to Australia, it was my 19th trip to Australia..." was where he lost me.
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I still like the time Beavis and Butthead watched "Liar", though.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-07
Still? I didn't think anybody cared about him in decades.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-07
People flock to douchebags like him, Rogan, etc because they are personality templates. A Joe Rogan fan acts,talks exactly like Joe Rogan and so on and so forth
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-07
Yeah, but I hear people talking about Rogan and Jordan Peterson. I haven't heard anybody say anything about Rollins besides Sons of Anarchy in forever. And the SOA talk had a lot of "Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy."
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-02-07
I have a whole extra organ devoted to disdaining ROLLINS, and even I'm too tired of these threads to talk any shit.
1 decmcg 2019-02-07
He uses the listerine to get the taste of cum out of his mouth so the next cock tastes nice and fresh.
1 choccole 2019-02-07
yes yes because he is gay you know.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-02-07
They call him Ball-O-Shine-O
1 Coondoon 2019-02-07
His best friend was murdered by a nog in front of him, and yet he remains a "progressive".
1 graemelloydforever 2019-02-07
It’s almost as if he’s sincere in his beliefs.
1 Coondoon 2019-02-07
Or maybe so entrenched in his naive adolescent misconceptions that even reality shooting his friend in the face isn't enough to shake him out of it.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-02-07
This hack's whole gimmick is trashing musicians that can actually write good songs, play instruments and sing. He can't do any of those things.
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-07
His bit on Iron Maiden reeked of jealousy. "We write songs about books" oooooo what a trashing. He's the equivalent of being the guy who only listens to metal bands nobody's heard of them says they suck when they get more than 2 fans. Maiden sell out arenas and fly their own fucking jumbo jet around the world for years on end, Henry Rollings is still in a van.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-02-07
His Van Halen bit makes me sick. He rails about how embarrassing and stupid David Lee Roth is, then proceeds to tell a story about actually meeting Roth in LA in the 80s, and Roth being familiar with Black Flag and being totally cool to him.
"Hey, you're the guy from Black Flag, right?? Cool man, want a beer??"
Yeah what a dick Roth was for knowing about the punk band you sang in when he was the lead singer for the biggest band in the world at the time.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-07
Rollins was the weakest Black Flag singer, by far in fact. Some of those post-"Damaged" records are downright embarrassing.
1 Axelfolly 2019-02-07
Wow he sounds really profound, really made me think
1 natebelville1982 2019-02-07
Straight edger. Nothing wrong with that.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-07
Everything is wrong with that.
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-02-07
It's fine if you shut the fuck up about it but if you prance around like a faggot and telling people about this shit unprompted then you deserve to be tied down and injected with grain alcohol every day until you die.
1 natebelville1982 2019-02-07
I can’t find any fault with your argument.
1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-07
It's the atheism of vice.
1 pta11 2019-02-07
what kind of a faggott cant handle a drink
1 SteakSauce66 2019-02-07
Tight.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-07
Spits? And here I had him pegged as a swallower.
1 arealbabycthulhu 2019-02-07
Retard wisdom
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-07
Can someone link that brilliant parody audio of him?
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlNfo1tgXM
1 racemic_mixture 2019-02-07
lol fantastic
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-02-07
He was great in Johnny mneumonic
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1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-07
He used to (or maybe still does) have a weekly column in LA Weekly. It was so smug, condescending, and self congratulatory. Im convinced this guy jerks off to himself in the mirror.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-02-07
Yeah and he seems pretty even keeled wouldn't you say
1 TriangleDimes 2019-02-07
The running theory is that he actually is gay and everything makes a lot more sense in that case.
1 db111 2019-02-07
Tell me that quote is fake.
1 thebucch 2019-02-07
Hes spit it into brother Joe's mouth....
1 nunyobisnez 2019-02-07
Sometimes Ill have Spotify on in the background, and some halfway decent instrumentals come on, and then I hear some faggot start to READ some amateur horseshit poetry about being lonely or misunderstood, and every single time I look up, its "Rollins Band". Uncreative gay fool.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-02-07
Where's the guy who talks like Henry in every Henry thread? Guy's hilar.
1 ImaginaryCatDreams 2019-02-07
Why doesn't he use alcohol free mouthwash?
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-07
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1 i69withmarion 2019-02-07
/u/haunter94
1 Coondoon 2019-02-07
Or maybe so entrenched in his naive adolescent misconceptions that even reality shooting his friend in the face isn't enough to shake him out of it.