"Joe Rogan is an incredible human being, who's changed the world for the better."
1 2019-02-07 by HuxleyOverOrwell
The following conversation actually took place.
Me: I don't know why I keep listening to Joe Rogan. The man is a dumb ox. I guess I am a masochistic queer.
My faggot friend: Joe Rogan is an incredible human being who has changed the world for the better. He has a following of millions who have learned so much because of the conversations he's had publicly for our benefit. That "dumb ox" is one of the greatest living minds in our day.
I wanted to play Huey Lewis music and give him the Jared Leto treatment, and then fly away to East Timor, and live there for the rest of my life running a message board on the deep web.
Instead I just called him a faggot and laughed at his retardness.
5 comments
1 JuulSantana 2019-02-07
Great story. But register #4 needs more bread bowls, Steve.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-02-07
That's too much broccoli in the soup, Steve. We're not made of money here, and I'd hate to give you a write up.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-07
Cool story Joe
1 dionysus187 2019-02-07
Anything people have learned from him is shit they should have already known by not being a garbage person or just plain incorrect information.
your fiction writing skills are dog shit.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-02-07
Yeah a guy that pushes DMT (which I have done), a drug that can fuck your state of consciousness and your thought patterns to the teenage faggots that watch his show is one of the people changing our world for the better. DMT is something you shouldn't touch until at least 30 but you have kids doing it in their late teens and early 20's when their brains aren't done developing yet because of his pimping of it. DMT was fucking amazing but I don't suggest it to anyone, it's too fucking random of an experience and can be traumatic to some.