Then we watched this dumb bastard pull out of the Comedy Store, super narrow ass driveway and really limited parking in the back, he lives in LA and bought a truck bigger than the one in Tango & Cash. He clogs up the whole thing trying to get out, one car in front of him and one behind, and no one can maneuver because this jackass is basically driving a Hummer with a truck bed. Every single other Store regular has a sports car or a small car, but this idiot has to take a fucking tank there. I should have gotten a picture, for extra rage.
I never got how people say sports cars drivers have little dicks. Sorts car drivers have money. It's muscle cars and pickups that bespeak masculine insecurities. Losers who can't afford anything nice but can secure credit enough for these big loud things.
And if a pickup isn't white with a logo on the door, it's probably only ever hauled groceries.
So a quick google image search and brendan schaub comes up. I don't know anything about his guy, but I guess hes in MMA and a stand up comedian. I'll assume he's REAL and funny.
MMA failure faggot. Rogan almost made him cry when he carefully explained to this mongoloid why should never fight again. The fact that he calls himself a comedian is insulting.
This is a picture of a man who donated 50,000 to save Ray Borg's child, a man he did not know. Oh wait he drives a big truck? Fuck this dude. No offense, but you men are all retards. I'm not telling you society hasn't already spelled out for you in bold and italicized lettering.
Haha you don’t know what you’re talking about. Ray Borg was accepting donations and Schaub goes on Rogans podcast and says he’ll cover everything. People stop donating because they assume it’s taken care of. Then a few weeks later brenton admits he just donated proceeds from two shows. Two shows does not equal 50k you stupid faggot. Ray Borg has tweeted cryptic stuff about people not standing by their word then Rogan stepped in and donated some real money. You’re dumb as fuck
It's too perfect. A new Ford Raptor sells for just over $50,000 so you could say Schaub bought the truck with the money he promised to donate to that kid.
I'm not all in with the hate on him. He's just an unfunny talkative jock. It's not like he's out there getting applause breaks for pandering with political bullshit
44 comments
1 jestersquall 2019-02-07
He actually thinks he’s a mover and shaker in show business. He was cut out of a Queer Eye ripoff pilot and does open mics at the cawlmedy store.
If he didn’t have a fight history, Rogan wouldn’t even shake his hand, let alone mark out for his career
1 etmhpe 2019-02-07
he was cut out? I thought the whole thing was just canceled
1 AntsCamera 2019-02-07
Littlefinger if he was trying to fuck Bran instead of Sansa.
1 decmcg 2019-02-07
He looks like he'd know his way around a cock or two.
1 Zadar52 2019-02-07
Speaking from personal experience?
1 Purplestahli 2019-02-07
Why? You seeking advice?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-07
Then we watched this dumb bastard pull out of the Comedy Store, super narrow ass driveway and really limited parking in the back, he lives in LA and bought a truck bigger than the one in Tango & Cash. He clogs up the whole thing trying to get out, one car in front of him and one behind, and no one can maneuver because this jackass is basically driving a Hummer with a truck bed. Every single other Store regular has a sports car or a small car, but this idiot has to take a fucking tank there. I should have gotten a picture, for extra rage.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-02-07
If it's not obvious by his need to wrestle other men in their underwear, his monster truck is proof that he has a microdick.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-07
I never got how people say sports cars drivers have little dicks. Sorts car drivers have money. It's muscle cars and pickups that bespeak masculine insecurities. Losers who can't afford anything nice but can secure credit enough for these big loud things.
And if a pickup isn't white with a logo on the door, it's probably only ever hauled groceries.
1 JosephMoosington 2019-02-07
https://i.imgur.com/aXqCHnP.png
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-07
There it is! The picture doesn’t even do it justice, the fuckin thing is HUGE. It takes up like 1/4 of the parking lot.
1 Greasydickbeaters 2019-02-07
Relax. It's an f-150 raptor. You fucking girls on this sub are drama fags
1 nwordking 2019-02-07
Yeehaw my 18 wheeler go BROOOOMP BROOOMP VROOOOOOM
1 TriangleDimes 2019-02-07
That is the most obnoxiously fat ass I've ever seen on a truck that I am also certain is never used for truck purposes.
1 nunyobisnez 2019-02-07
The store is shit. Who the fuck wants to see 30 comics in one night
1 juschippinyababe 2019-02-07
Hit that kike in the fucking face for me bud.
1 nana_is_hungry 2019-02-07
Dude r/thefighterandthekid is my favorite sub besides O&A, I don’t even really watch the podcast but all those fuckers do is shit on the MMA retard.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-07
5 6 %
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1 allenricketts 2019-02-07
kill yourself
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-07
shit skin
1 allenricketts 2019-02-07
Projecting homo.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-02-07
gay skinny Joel Gertner
1 camaro69 2019-02-07
So a quick google image search and brendan schaub comes up. I don't know anything about his guy, but I guess hes in MMA and a stand up comedian. I'll assume he's REAL and funny.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-02-07
https://www.billboard.com/files/media/nsync-1999-portrait-billboard-1548.jpg
Wrong, it's Joey Fatone from N'Sync. He's the straight one.
1 _barnacle_ 2019-02-07
Iranian Tom Hardy?
1 DickSlit 2019-02-07
MMA failure faggot. Rogan almost made him cry when he carefully explained to this mongoloid why should never fight again. The fact that he calls himself a comedian is insulting.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-02-07
Ill never forgive Rogaine for talking Bronton out of dying in the octagon. Fuckin HATE that guy
1 turdstew 2019-02-07
Faggot
1 revt1 2019-02-07
Schaub prays to the god of midgetry and DMT. Brendan often spends his time engaging in homosexual rituals in honor of his god!
1 chippersan 2019-02-07
yo this can't be this guys actual face, this has to be some kinda weird photoshop or something
1 opl3sa2 2019-02-07
This is a picture of a man who donated 50,000 to save Ray Borg's child, a man he did not know. Oh wait he drives a big truck? Fuck this dude. No offense, but you men are all retards. I'm not telling you society hasn't already spelled out for you in bold and italicized lettering.
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-02-07
Haha you don’t know what you’re talking about. Ray Borg was accepting donations and Schaub goes on Rogans podcast and says he’ll cover everything. People stop donating because they assume it’s taken care of. Then a few weeks later brenton admits he just donated proceeds from two shows. Two shows does not equal 50k you stupid faggot. Ray Borg has tweeted cryptic stuff about people not standing by their word then Rogan stepped in and donated some real money. You’re dumb as fuck
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-07
It's too perfect. A new Ford Raptor sells for just over $50,000 so you could say Schaub bought the truck with the money he promised to donate to that kid.
1 bushwickchill 2019-02-07
You're a faggot too.
1 bushwickchill 2019-02-07
You're a faggot too.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-02-07
Fuck him and fuck you
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-07
Nice frontal lobe, stupid
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-02-07
Want Brandon Schaubs opinion on a subject? Ask Joe Rogan.
1 fourfingerfilms 2019-02-07
French Paul Bunyan
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-02-07
I'm not all in with the hate on him. He's just an unfunny talkative jock. It's not like he's out there getting applause breaks for pandering with political bullshit
1 estherku 2019-02-07
his new thing with theo von is pretty funny :(
1 bushwickchill 2019-02-07
That makes Theo a faggot by association.
1 heatversion2 2019-02-07
NO
1 Riley_Martins_ghost 2019-02-07
He was a good jobber in the UFC