It's 1982, Joe Rogan. There was this cop we called The Wolf because he would deal coke on the side and eat a hooker's asshole every second day. I used to supply him, Joe Rogan, since all the other dealers were scared of him and the mothafucka just liked me 'cause I made him laugh. Honest to God, Joe Rogan, I saw him rape and kill a small Congolese village, Joe Rogan.
One time a wolf raped a dear friend of mine so I led a pack of people into the wilderness and ensured their and my doom by ignoring all contrasting advice and using sheer charisma to assert my dominance on the group. Turns out we were going the wrong way directly into the wolf’s liar.
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1 jestersquall 2019-02-07
1 Subeckk 2019-02-07
"Wolves are crazy, am I right Elon?"
1 Shoryue 2019-02-07
hits blunt
1 GayVeganSocialist 2019-02-07
It's 1982, Joe Rogan. There was this cop we called The Wolf because he would deal coke on the side and eat a hooker's asshole every second day. I used to supply him, Joe Rogan, since all the other dealers were scared of him and the mothafucka just liked me 'cause I made him laugh. Honest to God, Joe Rogan, I saw him rape and kill a small Congolese village, Joe Rogan.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-07
Joe is a guy who spends his time reading top 10 science lists and conversing with quack psuedo scientists
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-07
So true.
1 Terahite 2019-02-07
That’s apparent from his podcast, yes.
1 insertclevereference 2019-02-07
Also apparent is that he’d let a shaved chimp fuck him in the ass.
1 Clau7sen 2019-02-07
One time a wolf raped a dear friend of mine so I led a pack of people into the wilderness and ensured their and my doom by ignoring all contrasting advice and using sheer charisma to assert my dominance on the group. Turns out we were going the wrong way directly into the wolf’s liar.
1 etmhpe 2019-02-07
Dude, we are so lucky wolves are small. imagine if they were huge?