Got it. I was trying to jack off in the Chickfila drive thru under my sweat pants and listen to the radio at the same time and I just caught bits and pieces of it. Thank you.

I'm not sure what to say. Are you ok, I guess? You obviously have nothing to say but need some internet random to send you a message so you can feel like at least someone has acknowledged your existence today. I guess I'm not supposed to encourage you to kill yourself because society has proven that is a crime now. But since I'm high now I will play along and type back.

I like chicken for breakfast. I was touching my dick in the drive through because I like to maybe get caught I guess, I don't know why exactly but I just like it. And I didn't hear all of the radio program because I was distracted by my 3/4 erect penis and ordering chicken. So at that juncture I ask these fine gentlemen to fill me in a what sounded like an interesting tv show. Because I like interesting tv shows. It's one of my top 3 hobbies.

I guess I don't understand why that seems like I'm trying to be 'so random'. It doesn't even make sense. It's just 3 things that happened that I'm sure happen to 400,000 people every day for the last 35 years. I guess that is supposed to be an insult, like I try to be random on purpose to impress people? Ok, if that's what you have for a putdown that ok, but know I feel even worse for making fun of you.

Don't kill yourself. Go out to a bar or coffee shop and treat yourself to a little refreshment. Maybe think about some good things that happened one time. I'm sure it will get better.

Your pal, Internet Guy