As hard as he partied, that nigga livin’ dog years

Years ago I said Iggy would die before Ozzy. That's a shame.

Yeah not a good sign. It's gonna be a tough one when he goes, little fella. But stay strong and avoid the yolk.

"Ozzy, Jim Norton is on the phone. He wants to wish you well"

"WHO THE FOOOOK IS JIM MOOORTON?!"

"He's the asshole who tried to give you those shitty books on your birthday a few years ago."

I have a suicide watch, it's just a wrist band that says "Kill Yourself"

I expect a similar headline during Jim’s final days.

It’s a AIDS joke because pneumonia.

“I hope Ozzie gets electrocuted” was Colins best line at the roast.

I hope he doesn’t start drinking again

I hope the crazy train derails and both of them die.

Oof

Jim Norton will not be invited his own funeral, much less Ozzy's.

Ozzy will live for another 30 years, minimum

Drinking from the same Fountain of Youth as Lady Di and Artie.

Those three useless bags of shit will be kicking around in various states of intoxication while the rest of us fight World War Four.

Why the fuck is he so obsessed with Ozzy again?