I'd give even odds that Bill Burr dies in a solo helicopter crash by 2021

1  2019-02-06 by gcwrestling08

Dumbass celebrities hit their midlife crisis and decide they wanna learn how to fly a helicopter. That usually ends well. Just look at John Denver, Roy Halladay, Cory Lidle, JFK Jr., Harrison Ford (almost). Then everyone can go on their podcast and talk about how Bill Burr was the "best standup comedian ever" and really "told it like it is." And Nia can raise $2,500,000 in a GoFundMe for a documentary about his life that will never be made.

22 comments

1  ShetUp 2019-02-06

It'll be on purpose

1  MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-06

Nia will have recently taken out a large life insurance policy after the Netflix money stops coming in.

1  David_Quiddich 2019-02-06

He already has one made. He says it's because of his daughter but we all know he did it because Nia's boyfriend thought it was a good idea.

1  Air_Rangoon 2019-02-06

No. He'll never do anything interesting again.

He'll say "Pffft. White people. Know what I mean?" in a quieter and quieter voice until he dies.

1  txd13 2019-02-06

All your examples died in plane crashes

1  gcwrestling08 2019-02-06

Yes, and as everyone knows, helicopters are much safer than planes.

1  txd13 2019-02-06

Here you go stupid

https://m.ranker.com/list/famous-people-who-died-of-helicopter-crash/reference

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-02-06

Second most famous guy on that list was Vic Morrow.

1  txd13 2019-02-06

Doing some quick reddit math, that = helicopters being safer than planes

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-02-06

Might be. Or just everyone flies and almost no one uses helicopters. But I was surprised at how shallow that list of helicopter deaths was. I’m too damn lazy to Google it, but I’m sure someone knows which one is statistically more dangerous.

1  insertclevereference 2019-02-06

And he’s disqualified because he wasn’t in a helicopter, it crashed near him and sliced his body in half.

1  gcwrestling08 2019-02-06

Not only were almost none of those people piloting the helicopter, but they're completely irrelevant and have zero name recognition. But thanks.

1  txd13 2019-02-06

Go put on your wrestling singlet and roll around on the mat with other males, faggot

1  throwbenny 2019-02-06

Nia will swat him down

1  Jesuskush666 2019-02-06

Hopefully he fakes his own death that way, goes to Argentina fucks hot human skin toned chicks and boozes again. Never show his face and thus redeeming himself.

1  GraphOrlock 2019-02-06

"Think I'm gonna try and do a barrel roll"

1  LETS_KILL_JOE_CUMIA 2019-02-06

I wouldn't be surprised if Nia hires someone to unscrew a few essential components so she can get that sweet estate money (100% as opposed to 50% if she divorces him). I hope he brings the pedophile Cumia brothers and Jim Norton along with him that day.

1  ShartingOutYourCunts 2019-02-06

Billy Mountain High

1  His_Horse_Is_Crazy 2019-02-06

He's gonna go on a sightseeing tour and jump out then

1  djblaze666 2019-02-06

He should recreate the Vic Morrow scene from twilight zone the movie

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-06

He’s different from risk-takers like Colin McRae. You know he’ll never fly impaired or without a thorough pre-flight inspection. Faggot nerd.

1  juschippinyababe 2019-02-06

Eddie Griffin should have died when he crashed that enzo. I still can't believe that shit.

1  gcwrestling08 2019-02-06

Yes, and as everyone knows, helicopters are much safer than planes.

1  txd13 2019-02-06

Here you go stupid

https://m.ranker.com/list/famous-people-who-died-of-helicopter-crash/reference