You know it's pandering when a mediocre movie, by Marvel Studios standards (not even taking into account other comic book movies), is nominated for Best Picture.
The Oscar's don't matter anyway, since a film where Sandra Bullock's racism was cured by falling down a flight of stairs, won Best Picture.
So I decide to go somewhere Al would go, the McDonald’s in Union Square. Standing in the line, I order a vanilla milk shake (“Extra-thick,” I warn the guy, who just shakes his head and flips on a machine) -Patrick Bateman American Psycho
Bret Easton Ellis is one of my favorite people on Earth. His podcast is awesome, he’s a cranky bitter old queen and hates everyone and everything that I hate.
Get his podcast on Patreon, it’s like $3 a month. In my top 5 shows, easy.
Before leaving my office for the meeting I take two Valium, wash them down with a Perrier and then use a scruffing cleanser on my face with premoistened cotton balls, afterwards applying a moisturizer.
9 comments
1 TehSamurai01 2019-02-05
You know it's pandering when a mediocre movie, by Marvel Studios standards (not even taking into account other comic book movies), is nominated for Best Picture.
The Oscar's don't matter anyway, since a film where Sandra Bullock's racism was cured by falling down a flight of stairs, won Best Picture.
1 hSUitMSi 2019-02-05
Oscar's
1 Stulightning 2019-02-05
So I decide to go somewhere Al would go, the McDonald’s in Union Square. Standing in the line, I order a vanilla milk shake (“Extra-thick,” I warn the guy, who just shakes his head and flips on a machine) -Patrick Bateman American Psycho
1 betamaxdrome 2019-02-05
That is hero status.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2019-02-05
Have you ever read American Psycho? This dude deserves our praise.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-05
some LAUGH OUT LOUD parts in that book, lemme tell ya
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-05
Bret Easton Ellis is one of my favorite people on Earth. His podcast is awesome, he’s a cranky bitter old queen and hates everyone and everything that I hate.
Get his podcast on Patreon, it’s like $3 a month. In my top 5 shows, easy.
1 botrickbateman 2019-02-05
Before leaving my office for the meeting I take two Valium, wash them down with a Perrier and then use a scruffing cleanser on my face with premoistened cotton balls, afterwards applying a moisturizer.
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1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-05
It's a piece of something, alright