"If you ever need to make people forget that you masturbated, what you do is you make a joke about kids being shot."
1 2019-02-05 by TangerineReam
Weeks later, I'm still laughing at that line. I mean; the fucking balls to deliver it confidently, in any sense....it just makes me happy...
I hope this nigga's back for real, and that he's not going to flip into a Hillary (((shill)))....
52 comments
1 aprosbro 2019-02-05
Why do you think he still doesnt like Hillary, just because people are mad he made jokes? He's going to be doing interviews about Kamala Harris in 6 months
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-05
Louis is the kind of guy who identifies too strongly as a cultured urbanite to ever align himself with middle america politically
1 debonairgarbage 2019-02-05
It's her turn, anyway.
1 dionysus187 2019-02-05
because he was trying to cushion the blow of this shit getting out or possibly even prevent it outright. I wouldn't be surprised if he took the 'voting is horseshit' angle now
1 aprosbro 2019-02-05
The full gregg?
1 debonairgarbage 2019-02-05
Nah his cancelled movie was about how artists can be sexual perverts. He's a just a faggot. Funny faggot, though.
1 LETS_KILL_JOE_CUMIA 2019-02-05
Haha did he actually say that? Link?
1 TangerineReam 2019-02-05
no audio, but it was quoted in the paper that covered his set.
1 AntsCamera 2019-02-05
He needs to ingratiate himself to Hollywood in order to be forgiven, he is not as many or has the fuck you money that Mel has, so he needs (((Hollywood))), they are notorious leftists. They love sad apologetic
goyswhite people.He will be shilling for whatever dark skinned democrat emerges from the primaries so he can virtue signal about how progressive he is.
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-05
We need a masturbation pride movement to address this phobia
1 goldstandard32 2019-02-05
I masturbate in the dark!
1 BroderickTheGreat 2019-02-05
metoo
1 CordouroyStilts 2019-02-05
He just sold out 6 shows in Tampa in under an hour
1 Sarmel1994 2019-02-05
How many seats ?
1 CordouroyStilts 2019-02-05
However many said yes to the jerk offer
1 TangerineReam 2019-02-05
Plus his guarantee was probably way over what they would cover at door and the bar. He's probably getting a guarantee, door and bar, AND a coupla bucks for his troubles.
NIGGA BACK.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
He's always been a superlib. He said many times on O&A that Sarah Palin scared him and I think he even compared her to Hitler
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-02-05
"They saw a black guy being a nigger and said 'hey look, there's a nigger'"
-Louis "superlib" C.K.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
Yeah what's your point? He's funny. But he believes in most of the liberal talking points, has probably voted blue his entire life, and is a self proclaimed socialist. However he never really cared about UHFFEYNDING people and he didn't want to deplatform others. Just don't let his demeanor distract you from the fact that if Hillary runs again, he will get on his knees and degrade himself
1 lowend73 2019-02-05
Calm down, political faggot
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
Less than a year ago everyone on here was calling Louie a cuck, now he's the greatest man to walk the earth. I'm not political. I'm annoyed at how quick everyone's opinion on here shifts and how everyone acts like they are so firm in their lifestyle choices, meanwhile most of the people here are too cool for the room faggots who can't keep a meaningful relationship with anyone, myself included. Fine I'll stop getting annoyed and flipping an autistic fit. Guess I should just stick to posting "Mel is God" and "heebie beefers lol"
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
I demand intellectual integrity in my shitposting subreddits, damnit!
1 SpunkAlarm 2019-02-05
I was with you until you criticized beefers
1 lowend73 2019-02-05
Of course opinions shift, it is human nature. As far as keeping meaningful relationships, I would try and not let this subreddit have any type of effect on that.
I recommend browsing through here while high, its much more enjoyable that way.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-02-05
My point is anyone who isn't black and has said nigger on camera more than half a dozen times doesn't deserve the title of "superlib" . Liberal, sure because he is. Superlib? Not really.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
ill defined terms don't translate well especially in text
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-02-05
Yeah that's true
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-02-05
He can vote however he wants. Im just glad he's good at his standup. How he votes is up to him.
1 debonairgarbage 2019-02-05
Continued votes for team blue will turn america into a country where whites are a minority. You don't think that would piss of some white people?
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
This isn't a waiting room at a doctor's office I don't have to be polite. Also my point isn't about him voting blue, it's that he has consistently voiced his political opinion. Why do people assume that just because leftist pc types have turned against him that means that he's now not going to shill for Democrats? I don't really have an opinion regarding politics, this is a comment regarding the op mind you
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-02-05
lol no
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
faggot
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-02-05
lmao how about you just support your claim you rube
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
Why don't you? Instead of saying "lol no" like a nigger. Argue like a white man faggot
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-02-05
Ever hesrd of a concept called “burden of proof”? You said he proclaimed himself a socialist. Support your claim or admit you’re full of shit lmao
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
What are you, 5?
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-02-05
What are you, Jim Florentine?
Cornball.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
You're using gay text speech while trying to engage with me in a real argument XD
get REKD ;D
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-02-05
Real argument? I’m sorry, I thought making a modicum of effort to substantiate a claim was a requirement for there to be an argument.
There is no argument here lol. You’re just lashing out because you got called on your bullshit.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
"Whahhh Whahhh" "I'm a little autistic bitch that nobody loves"
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-02-05
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-05
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1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-02-05
lol
1 dionysus187 2019-02-05
early Hitler*
1 lowendranger 2019-02-05
Best punchline of the bootleg.
1 BaggySpandex 2019-02-05
This wasn’t in the bootleg you nipple.
1 lowendranger 2019-02-05
I know that, fam.
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-02-05
fag
1 hitch21 2019-02-05
It’s fantastic
1 Phkna1 2019-02-05
I hope he goes all in. Ticket sales are proving fans want that shit
1 ComePoundMeDear 2019-02-05
You hear about the Parkland guy responding to Louis with a 'comedy set' of his own.
1 TangerineReam 2019-02-05
FAGGOT
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-05
Great joke. Fucking heeb
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-05
Louis is the kind of guy who identifies too strongly as a cultured urbanite to ever align himself with middle america politically
1 dionysus187 2019-02-05
because he was trying to cushion the blow of this shit getting out or possibly even prevent it outright. I wouldn't be surprised if he took the 'voting is horseshit' angle now