In almost every post in r/aww, a commenter will write a poem like this. Presented without comment:

1  2019-02-05 by throwawaymanthrows

24 comments

"And now I'm crying."

Are you

Why are your browsing a subreddit meant for house marms?

Because I like cute animals. Nothing wrong with that.

Unless it makes your dick hard

.....Okay let's say HYPOTHETICALLY it did.

r/clopclop is right up your alley.

Hahaha woooow that sub is so fross, I'm gonna subscribe to it because it's soooo weird. Might post a bit. Become a mod.

So gross, wow.

I could find worse on here, if that isn't bad enough.

Reddit is a fucking sewer and this sub is fucking mild, we need to step up are numbers, maybe we can get ourselves quarantined.

r/catsareassholes is good for that too.

Yeah I am a faggot too.

why would you read the comments of a cute animal picture?

what do you think your gonna find?

hentai links, hopefully

well thats fair

That’s infuriating..

cute dog though

I have to mom

Jesus fucking christ.

Imagine finding out your mother or father posted stuff like this.

Use NP Links when you link to other subreddits.

Pardon?

Sorry it's called no partipate post. It prevents brigading. Look in the side bar for next time you link to another sub.

Roger. I'll just delete this.

You could just repost and use the np link.

Unless it makes your dick hard

r/catsareassholes is good for that too.

Yeah I am a faggot too.

Imagine finding out your mother or father posted stuff like this.