SAVAGE dad humor

1  2019-02-05 by TrollmassaGeneral

13 comments

Looks like little Tyrone Burr in a few years when he cries with relief realizing Bill's not his real dad.

Has Nia ever gone a week without taking a massive black dong?

Bill doesn't have a massive black dong.

that's the bit

Kids are good chess opponents. The best kid players make odd moves and that some times ''derails'' opponents. It's like older pro players play ''by notes'' and kids play like a virtuoso.

And after 35 your mental speed degrades

Ah, Joe, what movie did you hear that in, Joe?

...whaa ?

Joe doesn't know, Joe.

35!? Shit. I gotta quit drinking, so I can stay hilarious

Fuck it. Slip into the abyss, brothaman.

read that in his breathy, exasperated voice

I can already hear the worthless riff he's concocting to further the "thought."

Burr sucks ass. You definitely earned that blue check mark, faggot

kids are better tactical players