I've been advocating collar bombs for every citizen for a few years now. This image proves me right

Have you been, Kelsey Cooke?

I mistook my garage door opener for a COLLAR BOMB!

Missing random kettlebell on floor.

Dusty kettlebell

He's a jre viewer. It's probably up his ass

easy removal with the handle

Jordan Peterson has a point

I mean come on man. Get a large trash bag and throw away the bottles and cans and this room is 80% better. It’s not that hard.

it would literally take one minute to make this room significantly less disgusting

With fire, maybe

Clean your room, Bucko. It’s bloody serious! Yada yada lobster.

I don't understand how this even happens. The room itself is in good condition and would look clean if he just put his shit in the trash. And why so many cans of coke? Why not just get one big bottle if you're going to drink that much

fuck, you should see my room man, empty beer bottles, whiskey bottles, pizza boxes everywhere

i'd clean up but i get drunk instead

Fuckkkk yea. You rock mannn

Let's see the damage.

hell yeah this cat knows how to party!

just kidding clean your fucking room you irresponsible degenerate piece of shit faggot

Check out the empties, MAAAAHN!!

I don't have the time to do ATM

There's always time for some ass to mouth. Just don't mix brown eye with your own eye or you'll get pink eye. Got it?

He's right ya know.

Are you Pete Davidson?

I don’t get it either. I make it a point not to bring food or snacks into my bedroom. You have to be lazy and apathetic as fuck to tolerate that.

I don't drink soda, but I do drink a lot of club soda. I get cans instead of big bottles so I get peak effervescence whenever I want one.

The carbonic acid will destroy your tooth enamel.

OMG! Next you are going to tell me that the sugars in the beer I drink are going to mother-fuck my midsection and rot my teeth out. Sometimes you just have to roll the dice and live a little.

Sorry, don't let me interrupt the club soda party.

That’s why I drink Coke out of a can. I can have 5 empty cans on my desk or one half empty bottle I’m never going to finish. Fuck diabetes, I don’t need two kidneys or feet.

It would take like a minute and 45 seconds to put that stuff in a trash bag, who has the time?

Aluminum tastes better, you degenerate hippy.

they have at least a $1 in redeemable plastic.

Not if they are in a state that doesn't give a shit about plastic recycling.

I used to live with a guy who had a room like this. Typical gamer, unemployed slacker. He moved out and the landlord asked me to help clean his room because he left it in such a bad way. I opened up his wardrobe and it had stacks of big coca cola bottles full of piss inside because he was too lazy to walk to the toilet.

Utter fucking filth and these people are more common than you'd think.

Why the fuck am I gonna let my K/D drop just to walk somewhere to take a piss when theres containers close enough to piss in? They're even capped you big baby! Why should I drop off the leaderboards on WWE Raw?

Jess! My tendies! Now!

Have you seen Sammy lately? He looks like he has eaten one too many chicken nuggies.

I bet like all manchildren he blames everything other than his diet and lifestyle for his disgusting physique.

Big-boned, duuuuuuude

Neehehehhehhehehehe.. na yea. Na yea - sammy chicken muffins

sammy chicken shit

The effort it would take to get the stream into the bottle without splashing everywhere would be so much more difficult than walking 9 feet, some people are truly sick

Maybe he has a needle dick

you put the tip on the opening you fucking amateur

How did he pay rent and living expenses if he was unemployed?

Unemployment benefits. All he did was sit in his room all day so he didn't need much money.

Patrice O'Neal would like a word with you.

I had a friend like this, he lived in his parent's attic and didn't have a job. He would piss out his window onto the roof where it would flow into the rain gutter. The only time he "cleaned up" was when he pinned empty bags of chips to the wall as a decoration. Haven't seen or heard from him in years now, he's probably still living the same way.

Have a similar story. Had a roommate who was the same typical gamer but one week our power got turned off. After checking to see if he paid the electric bill we found out he had taken our cut and his and bought a fur suit with it...

My old roommate was the same but he did work. He only showered ONCE in the whole year we lived together so you can imagine his stinch. Only reason I tolerated it was he pretty much stayed in his room at the other end of the house and had his own bathroom. And he stocked the fridge with decent beer I borrowed regularly.

My buddy would piss in a container of Clorox wipes and continue to use them to wipe things down with afterward. I don't invite him over any more, but I hope he never changes. Stay golden pony boy.

Any man that's never had a piss jug is no man at all.

Nice folding chair, stupid.

Looks like my room if the Coke cans were beer cans

Looks like a staged scene. There's no evidence of spills left to discolor materials and gather mold.

All the rims of the coke cans are weirdly clean and the coke bottle doesn't even have a little tiny bit left. I'm calling it. Fake and gay.

Looks too affluent.....

The worst part is that shitty chair. He's probably in that room, not including sleep, for 12 or 14 hours a day why sit in a fold up chair like that

That chair does suck balls. Not gonna lie though a decent camping chair is awesome for that. My friend and I were renting a house with a big living room so we put our pleather couch on one wall and the faux suede love seat on another, which was great for when the ladies stopped by (his now fat wife and my filthy whore ex-gf) but had camping chairs to plop right in front of the TV, when we wanted to ignore our gf's, get drunk and play Xbox hockey together. Aww, man those were days. Ahh, to be young and HIV negative again!

Average JRE viewer: My 25 year old nephew who got a 17 when he took the ACT and works for a fence company. He thinks Caveman Rogan is a warrior philosopher.

Is 17 a bad score? Like Joe Cumia range?

I think I got a 33 (back in 2002, no idea if it's scored the same) and I'm pretty horrible at any sort of logic math or geometry. 17 is a pretty good indicator you should be going into a trade rather than college.

Don't disrespect the trades man. Some brilliant men who do that. His dumbass nephew belongs in Human Services changing diapers.

Source: I'm a dumbass in a terrible field.

Definitely not disrespecting the trades. I just think people need to be smarter about maximizing their potential rather than thinking they need to hit these cultural benchmarks like a dumb undergraduate degree. If you score a 17 on the ACT, you're way better off plumbing or building fences like OP said than struggling through six years of a "Health Ecology" degree at a state school.

22-24 is average. i got a 28 which is worth nothing to any college.

I got a 25 and didn’t study for it whatsoever/ was absolutely horrible at math

I took it high on DMT and got a 52.

Well, if your grades suck and you went through high school with your dick in your hand, then yes, colleges don't offer you anything. If you actually accomplished things in high school (AP classes, Varsity sports, volunteering or interesting hobbies) they will throw money at you- even if you are white.

thanks for the lecture Dad

And clean up your room.

He was carrying TV trays for me to watch TV on.

my bed drawers double as cum catchers for all my rogan jerks. filthy assholes. rogan stinks.

Even at my laziest I still keep my room fucking clean. People are disgusting.

Where’s the Alpha Brain?

/r/neckbeardnests

where's the dmt?

I feel a tinge of legitimate anxiety when I look at this. I'm a neat freak almost to the point of autism.

So where do you hide the bodies?

InNNnNNNnnn the BASEMENNNNT!

Almost?

This is what happens to the cunt farm inmates when you delete the Rogan board. #savethepinks

Disgusting

I dated a girl whose room looked like this. Exept you'd have to throw in a couple of used maxi pads strewn about. Never in the trash of course, because why would they be?

I hope this bitch at least let you put it in her shitter!

Disgusting cunt.

Sometimes my desk will get cluttered. So even though I don't really, I will pretend to understand thre mess on his. What I can't even pretend to understand is when the mess spreads beyond that. Especially piles iin the floor. Sheesh.

I've actually got that same Ikea foldable tv tray, almost in the same spot next to my bed. Can't eat in there unfortunately, lest the roaches set up shop in my room too. Now THAT would be the life.

Some tight hardwood flooring home boy

Oh, my lord.

At least he's hydrated.

Swap out that KFC for a bread bowl and looks like someone I know!

At least he drinks water. Better man than me.

Hoarding is a mental disorder. That's true.

But as far as I know it's the only mental disorder than can be treated with a snow shovel and a dumpster.

People who drink coke have been lied to. You are fat and it's the coke causing it.

Bud Light

My negro!

It's hard to imagine living like this.

It looks like my room but gay porn would on the screen.

Are you Andy Richter the swedish-german?

Rogan is dumb as fuck

Most jordan peterson fans graduated from Rogan school of philosophy

Check out the empties, MAAAHHHNNN

Holy shit, my manlet jiu jitsu stoner cousin listens to Joey Diaz and Rogan everyday his room looks exactly like this...to top it off he's never listened to O&A but listens to the Chip podcast religiously

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I feel personally attacked here

This boy is clearly at the bottom of the lobster dominance hierarchy

Burn it!

“I’m doing keto like Joe, I don’t eat the buns.”

this looks like my brothers house and he fucking loves rogan. He's also a 38 year old deadbeat drug addict.

Wrong. This is Ant's bedroom. Look at all the BudLite cans.

Sorry, don't let me interrupt the club soda party.

That chair does suck balls. Not gonna lie though a decent camping chair is awesome for that. My friend and I were renting a house with a big living room so we put our pleather couch on one wall and the faux suede love seat on another, which was great for when the ladies stopped by (his now fat wife and my filthy whore ex-gf) but had camping chairs to plop right in front of the TV, when we wanted to ignore our gf's, get drunk and play Xbox hockey together. Aww, man those were days. Ahh, to be young and HIV negative again!

I think I got a 33 (back in 2002, no idea if it's scored the same) and I'm pretty horrible at any sort of logic math or geometry. 17 is a pretty good indicator you should be going into a trade rather than college.

22-24 is average. i got a 28 which is worth nothing to any college.