dont worry lieutenant, you are the sexiest thing on this boat, and the scariest.
He literally masturbated himself over this scene, guaranteed. And captain feminism has a million cringey scenes in his brain, where captain him saves the strong (yet relative to him ultimately weak) wamen.
Last week I was at a bar and this middle aged chud wearing a MAGA hat was all like Hillary couldn't be the president because her periods would make her irrational so I schooled this child by saying, "Clearly you haven't been around many vaginas if you think she can still have her period." All the women at the bar were frothing at the mouth and loins but I told them that I respected them too much as human beings to have intercourse with them so soon after meeting which only made them want me more.
Can someone report the 5* review of his own book he posted. That is fraud and should be stricken from Amazon, and ill bet you he has reviewed all his other books, and those should all be removed and deleted too.
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1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-05
He literally masturbated himself over this scene, guaranteed. And captain feminism has a million cringey scenes in his brain, where captain him saves the strong (yet relative to him ultimately weak) wamen.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-05
No one would ever fucking say that. Even in a fantasy universe.
Yet another product of a faggot who writes by just regurgitating shit he watches on TV instead of from life experience.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-02-05
Last week I was at a bar and this middle aged chud wearing a MAGA hat was all like Hillary couldn't be the president because her periods would make her irrational so I schooled this child by saying, "Clearly you haven't been around many vaginas if you think she can still have her period." All the women at the bar were frothing at the mouth and loins but I told them that I respected them too much as human beings to have intercourse with them so soon after meeting which only made them want me more.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-05
And then you hopped in your starcruiser.
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-05
He didn't really write that. Tell me he didn't really write that.
1 HuxleyOverOrwell 2019-02-05
He wrote that.
1 cbanks420lol 2019-02-05
Based on that last review he's a degenerate pervert.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-05
Every male feminist is a rapist, FACT
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-05
Can someone report the 5* review of his own book he posted. That is fraud and should be stricken from Amazon, and ill bet you he has reviewed all his other books, and those should all be removed and deleted too.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-05
Okay now I’m thinking he might actually be a sexual predator lol.
1 DildoRenter 2019-02-05
I ain't reading all that shit.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-05
Every male feminist is a rapist, FACT