At least they picked a good narrator for this

1  2019-02-05 by betamaxdrome

4 comments

People with lisps shouldn't lend their voices to anything

"Bryan Benson is the Ark's greatest living sports hero, enjoying retirement working as a detective in Avalon, his home module. The hours are good, the work is easy, and the perks can't be beat."

Fart noise.

Laughably amateurish. "Al Literate, greatest living would-be me". And "Avalon"... - Really? Again? Was "Atlantis" taken?

This sounds so fucking corny it almost seems like a fake synopsis someone would pitch in a movie like The Player.

“The Ark?” Really? GET IT??

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