They say it's hard to lose weight once you hit 30, and Joe is what, 70?

Joe becoming Bobby huge would be the funniest event in history

Its starting to feel like joe likes our attention. It makes me feel gross lighting up his bovine eyes with my targeted harassment.

Assuming his diabetes progressed and they removed both of his lower legs he might have met the goal.

I think our bovine friend would benefit from 40 or 50 FeedNana posts lovingly inquiring about his fitness goals.

I like the "if you know what I mean" followed by a literal explanation

So disgusting. He thinks anyone wants to hear ridiculous shit like that. Joe, I know you’re reading this because this is the only place that acknowledges you, I hope Layla kills herself in front of you with a gun from your unlocked cabinet. You fat fuck faggot.