Because cats are known for wanting to get in the bath tub and get wet. This freak is dragging his cat in the shower with him and most likely molesting it.
I fucking hate cats, a 2 year relationship i was in ended because a group of Chinese students mowed down my mrs' kitty and mangled its head and jaw. She asked me to help pay 2k to get the cat fixed and i said I'd rather see it die. After a few days she asked me to leave... I never liked that stupid cat or any other since
21 comments
1 TedBacon 2019-02-04
Well, I think we figured out what he does all day while his wife is at work
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-02-04
Wife?
1 TedBacon 2019-02-04
You're right, I meant "beard".
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-04
Just be calm kitty. You can eat his face when he dies
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-02-04
Because cats are known for wanting to get in the bath tub and get wet. This freak is dragging his cat in the shower with him and most likely molesting it.
1 SuperToes845 2019-02-04
My cat used to jump into the tub after I was done showering so he could drink the fresh water on the floor of the tub.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-04
“No daddy, you’re going pee pee!”
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-04
If you have pets and you call yourself their 'daddy' or 'mommy' you're going to Hell.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-02-04
also for having gay sex
1 SuperToes845 2019-02-04
Fatrick licked that cat's head while fantasizing he was his mother.
1 Phkna1 2019-02-04
Poor thing looks terrified
1 PhishInVa2 2019-02-04
He fucks that poor cat. Hes a real sexual deviant.
1 SuperToes845 2019-02-04
I will light a candle for Mr. Spikey and all other sexually-abused animals.
1 harriswill 2019-02-04
He fucked the blue right out of one eye
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-02-04
I fucking hate cats, a 2 year relationship i was in ended because a group of Chinese students mowed down my mrs' kitty and mangled its head and jaw. She asked me to help pay 2k to get the cat fixed and i said I'd rather see it die. After a few days she asked me to leave... I never liked that stupid cat or any other since
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-04
2k to fix a fucking cat? You're better off
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-04
That looks like the sort of fetal cat you dissect in an advanced biology class.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2019-02-04
He calls himself his cats daddy.
What an unbelievable asshole.
1 TARE_ME 2019-02-04
Par for the course. Just another genetic aberration in the Tomlinson household.
1 betamaxdrome 2019-02-04
Think he looks at his previous follower count and cries at night? Nice viral pro choice tweet, stupid.
1 willfalls2 2019-02-04
And a jar of peanut butter