Nothing weird going on here

1  2019-02-04 by MonsieurObloquy

21 comments

Well, I think we figured out what he does all day while his wife is at work

Wife?

You're right, I meant "beard".

Just be calm kitty. You can eat his face when he dies

Because cats are known for wanting to get in the bath tub and get wet. This freak is dragging his cat in the shower with him and most likely molesting it.

My cat used to jump into the tub after I was done showering so he could drink the fresh water on the floor of the tub.

“No daddy, you’re going pee pee!”

If you have pets and you call yourself their 'daddy' or 'mommy' you're going to Hell.

also for having gay sex

Fatrick licked that cat's head while fantasizing he was his mother.

Poor thing looks terrified

He fucks that poor cat. Hes a real sexual deviant.

I will light a candle for Mr. Spikey and all other sexually-abused animals.

He fucked the blue right out of one eye

I fucking hate cats, a 2 year relationship i was in ended because a group of Chinese students mowed down my mrs' kitty and mangled its head and jaw. She asked me to help pay 2k to get the cat fixed and i said I'd rather see it die. After a few days she asked me to leave... I never liked that stupid cat or any other since

2k to fix a fucking cat? You're better off

That looks like the sort of fetal cat you dissect in an advanced biology class.

He calls himself his cats daddy.

What an unbelievable asshole.

Par for the course. Just another genetic aberration in the Tomlinson household.

Think he looks at his previous follower count and cries at night? Nice viral pro choice tweet, stupid.

And a jar of peanut butter