Bird Box is not even terrible.

1  2019-02-04 by literalotherkin

In an age where we don't have much to watch because we're all bastards I was pleasantly surprised. Good pacing, tense. Acting isn't great and the romance is a bigger joke than Norton's stand up career but it's pretty solid horror.

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1  Dr-Seepage 2019-02-04

Yeah the pacing was great where they gave away all the tension at the very beginning showing how everyone was dead except sandra bullshit and her kids

1  literalotherkin 2019-02-04

That's not made clear at all. All you know is that she and some kids survive.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-02-04

(AND NO ONE ELSE)

1  literalotherkin 2019-02-04

So they're not on the river therefore they're just automatically dead? That's fucking stupid.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-02-04

Yeah basic logic is stupid

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1  Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-04

Isn't the deep message of this movie that multiculturalism is bad?

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1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-04

Fuck Joe Cumia

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-04

The movie stinks and you're an idiot. Shut up.

1  literalotherkin 2019-02-04

You suck!

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-04

The birds warn them about the dumb monsters right? Why don't they just listen to the birds? Christ what a stupid movie.

1  yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-04

i didnt hate it, lots of goofy parts that were stupid, but it was a fun watch

1  literalotherkin 2019-02-04

Agreed.

1  throwawaymanthrows 2019-02-04

It might be one of the least satisfying endings ever.

I'm glad you enjoyed watching Sandra take a bbc though.

1  literalotherkin 2019-02-04

I'm glad you enjoyed watching Sandra take a bbc though.

Highlight of the whole film.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-02-04

The premise of a monster or whatever that made you see things that made you need to kill yourself was interesting, everything besides that was absolute shit.

1  literalotherkin 2019-02-04

And they basically stole that premise from Lovecraft. I liked it though.

1  AnthonyDLC 2019-02-04

The only problem I had with it is no character building and the scenes that did were useless. They should have just gone straight horror.