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1 2019-02-03 by sams_seed
Just wanted to let y'all know that you should consider learning mandardin chinese
Not only will it be useful in advancing your career as the chinese are poised to become an international superpower, BUT when youre not quite sure what you want to say, instead of saying uhhhhh like a dumbass, you get to say 那个 (pronounced nig-uh) which roughly translates to "this thing"
I know y'all are just dying for opportunities to use that word
You're welcome
15 comments
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-03
Ching chong nig nog.
Head on over to China and see how much they like your black ass.
1 sams_seed 2019-02-03
I used to date a chinese dude. He introduced me to his mom and she was thrilled that I was prettier than the last bitch he tried to bring home. Those my people.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-03
In America? That doesn't count. That shit ain't flying on the mainland. If you think you've seen racism, hop on the Beijing subway and see how folks treat you. And it only gets worse as you leave the urban centers.
1 sams_seed 2019-02-03
I used to live in chinatown in nyc and i was taller than all them bitches. When it rained I was looking over a sea of chest height umbrellas it was dope. I dare them zach roloff lookin ass motherfuckers to dare to suggest they're superior to me
1 mahaaa_the_french 2019-02-03
That's not a difficult feat as many Chinese people look like scary frog monsters.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-02-03
I remember reading somewhere that asian male/black female is the rarest of all the race relationships. Way to cross those boundaries sister!
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-02-03
He only dated Pokemon dolls before you.
1 JimandFred 2019-02-03
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1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-03
I don't have to learn Chinese to say nigger
1 mudpart2 2019-02-03
King Kong went to Hong Kong to play Ping Pong with his Ding Dong
1 TauntTheTaint 2019-02-03
Why? Mexicans didn’t learn to speak English and they’re doing just fine.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-02-03
Rou rucking rigger.
1 deumae 2019-02-03
I started a while ago for no other reason than listening in on what they say behind our backs. But most restaurant chinese speak cantonese. Now what.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-02-03
I say nigger like a man, not like a shifty-eyed Chink!
1 Not_Anthwan 2019-02-03
OK I live in Shanghai, which is THE laowai city in Shanghai. I went to Pizza Hut the other day with my friend from Botswana and I had to order to him because the waiters just ignored him even when he waived.
Chinese hate black people, really grossed out by them and won't talk or acknowledge them in public setting.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-03
In America? That doesn't count. That shit ain't flying on the mainland. If you think you've seen racism, hop on the Beijing subway and see how folks treat you. And it only gets worse as you leave the urban centers.
1 mahaaa_the_french 2019-02-03
That's not a difficult feat as many Chinese people look like scary frog monsters.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-02-03
I remember reading somewhere that asian male/black female is the rarest of all the race relationships. Way to cross those boundaries sister!
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-02-03
He only dated Pokemon dolls before you.