Heads up

1  2019-02-03 by sams_seed

Just wanted to let y'all know that you should consider learning mandardin chinese

Not only will it be useful in advancing your career as the chinese are poised to become an international superpower, BUT when youre not quite sure what you want to say, instead of saying uhhhhh like a dumbass, you get to say 那个 (pronounced nig-uh) which roughly translates to "this thing"

I know y'all are just dying for opportunities to use that word

You're welcome

15 comments

Ching chong nig nog.

Head on over to China and see how much they like your black ass.

I used to date a chinese dude. He introduced me to his mom and she was thrilled that I was prettier than the last bitch he tried to bring home. Those my people.

In America? That doesn't count. That shit ain't flying on the mainland. If you think you've seen racism, hop on the Beijing subway and see how folks treat you. And it only gets worse as you leave the urban centers.

I used to live in chinatown in nyc and i was taller than all them bitches. When it rained I was looking over a sea of chest height umbrellas it was dope. I dare them zach roloff lookin ass motherfuckers to dare to suggest they're superior to me

That's not a difficult feat as many Chinese people look like scary frog monsters.

I remember reading somewhere that asian male/black female is the rarest of all the race relationships. Way to cross those boundaries sister!

He only dated Pokemon dolls before you.

☪︎

I don't have to learn Chinese to say nigger

King Kong went to Hong Kong to play Ping Pong with his Ding Dong

Why? Mexicans didn’t learn to speak English and they’re doing just fine.

Rou rucking rigger.

I started a while ago for no other reason than listening in on what they say behind our backs. But most restaurant chinese speak cantonese. Now what.

I say nigger like a man, not like a shifty-eyed Chink!

OK I live in Shanghai, which is THE laowai city in Shanghai. I went to Pizza Hut the other day with my friend from Botswana and I had to order to him because the waiters just ignored him even when he waived.

Chinese hate black people, really grossed out by them and won't talk or acknowledge them in public setting.

In America? That doesn't count. That shit ain't flying on the mainland. If you think you've seen racism, hop on the Beijing subway and see how folks treat you. And it only gets worse as you leave the urban centers.

That's not a difficult feat as many Chinese people look like scary frog monsters.

I remember reading somewhere that asian male/black female is the rarest of all the race relationships. Way to cross those boundaries sister!

He only dated Pokemon dolls before you.