5 out of the last 7 presidents were left handed, starting with Ford, and just 3 before that in the entire history of the country. Seems like a conspiracy. Look into it gang.
“Faggot is offensive because at the Salem witch trials, they also burned gay people alive too. When they did, they used a bundle of sticks called ‘a faggot.’”
My favorite completely made up historical anecdote that every dumb faux intellectual faggot trots out, because someone said it in a Louie episode. (Norton rolls this one out too, usually punctuated by several self satisfied sniffs)
45 comments
1 BearKingfromAirline 2019-02-03
golfclap
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-03
Funny fact: It comes from the same word as "fascist"
1 DeepNYourMom 2019-02-03
I mean, the guy is left-handed
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-03
Nice 10% of the population but 50% of the handwriting mistakes, stupid.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-03
5 out of the last 7 presidents were left handed, starting with Ford, and just 3 before that in the entire history of the country. Seems like a conspiracy. Look into it gang.
1 rillydumguy 2019-02-03
It's true. They're also pedophiles which is correlated with left handedness.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-03
Lotta problems in that right brain.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2019-02-03
I'm ALL IN with with the left brain
1 uptownshakedown 2019-02-03
Big if true.
1 mahaaa_the_french 2019-02-03
Hey stop :(
1 AntsCamera 2019-02-03
Left handed people are pedophiles 90% of the time.
1 zenicaone 2019-02-03
that study is old and rejected by scientific community.
new study says that its 100%.
1 EpicDanB 2019-02-03
Let’s not bring his religion into it
1 sams_seed 2019-02-03
Nice colliquialism, stupid
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-03
I wonder if Logan Lynn shoves them up his ass one at a time or all in one go?
1 wqt00 2019-02-03
Do you really think one at a time is a serious possibility?
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-03
Who knows. He might have some sort of faggot hamster buttcheeks.
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-02-03
No you don't.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-03
the important thing is that he's left-handed
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2019-02-03
Take your gay bindle to another sub!
-beefer protester
1 GoAheadLickMyHole 2019-02-03
Most women rather that faggot fuck them instead of norton or cumia
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-02-03
Too literal too soon
1 the_barroom_hero 2019-02-03
Fucking fascist faggots
1 etmhpe 2019-02-03
can i bum a fag?
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-02-03
https://youtu.be/_oGR9FM6ADE
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-03
(CI)
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-03
Refreshing.
1 chippersan 2019-02-03
ill show you a faggot
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-02-03
We know.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-03
He says, masturbating in the mirror.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-02-03
the best kind
1 I-take-beast-shits 2019-02-03
In highschool back in the day I got detention for telling a kid “that’s the gayest smile I’ve ever seen.”
I argued with the principle that I actually used the word gay in context.
They told me to shut up and take my punishment like that faggot I am
1 LaphogWizard 2019-02-03
And then he fucked your face.
1 BubbaSkrimp420 2019-02-03
*principal
Cause he's your pal, faggot
1 Ramoooooone 2019-02-03
Oh literal Jim
1 1point44mb_is_fine 2019-02-03
This may be the only sub that would get this joke. Unless CK has a sub.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2019-02-03
Finally this sub is rouight
1 ColorMeSalty 2019-02-03
Finally, an accurate fucking post on this sub.
1 BoatHack2 2019-02-03
Shut up faggot
1 laurens_tits 2019-02-03
Do you know where the word nigger came from?
1 [deleted] 2019-02-03
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1 literalotherkin 2019-02-03
Fascist.
1 Colinfagerty 2019-02-03
This sub in one photo.
1 FullMushroom 2019-02-03
Can someone explain this one to me? Since im a fag and a retard who dont get jokes.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-03
“Faggot is offensive because at the Salem witch trials, they also burned gay people alive too. When they did, they used a bundle of sticks called ‘a faggot.’”
My favorite completely made up historical anecdote that every dumb faux intellectual faggot trots out, because someone said it in a Louie episode. (Norton rolls this one out too, usually punctuated by several self satisfied sniffs)
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-02-03
https://youtu.be/_oGR9FM6ADE
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-03
(CI)