I’m pretending Bobby is a heroin addicted down and out bass player for an alt rock band from the 90s. who’s alienated everyone in his life besides his body guard who steals from and secretly tapes his sexual exploitation’s with fourteen year olds, preparing for an eventual blackmail.
my honest guess with boby is hes not lying he thinks hes pure blood white but has a bunch of native american dna or something. they have chink eyes in their pure form, and genetically test from asia (since they are from asia)
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-02
You know what duuuuuude, you got you 100 hour work weeks you got your blurred out genitals and before you know it booooom you're in the suicide forest
1 LarryKleist711 2019-02-02
... and Logan Paul is video taping for his shitty YouTube channel and fanbase.
1 LikeTimiTsAharderWay 2019-02-02
I’m pretending Bobby is a heroin addicted down and out bass player for an alt rock band from the 90s. who’s alienated everyone in his life besides his body guard who steals from and secretly tapes his sexual exploitation’s with fourteen year olds, preparing for an eventual blackmail.
1 betamaxdrome 2019-02-02
What else are you pretending?
1 LikeTimiTsAharderWay 2019-02-02
That I am a man
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-02-02
You know what duuuude, you got your extra chromosome 21, got your bag of pennies to lick boom you crushed a kitten by accident!
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-02-02
https://i.imgur.com/ednxgu7.jpg
1 cQrPsE 2019-02-02
my honest guess with boby is hes not lying he thinks hes pure blood white but has a bunch of native american dna or something. they have chink eyes in their pure form, and genetically test from asia (since they are from asia)
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-02
His biological dad is Japanese (as well as a cough syrup-addicted Vietnam vet).
1 cQrPsE 2019-02-02
lmao really?
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-02
Yup. It used to say so on his Wikipedia page, but it got edited out for some reason. He's still on the "list of Japanese Americans" though.
1 J3WH33BK1K3 2019-02-02
Lmao I thought it was just his fat face making him look a bit more mongoloid looking
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-02
The shapes
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-02-02
Samoan nowadays
1 etmhpe 2019-02-02
bobby used to be a sexy dude