We know he'd never step foot in a jacuzzi without getting blown first... but does that mean he never gets blown unless it's followed up with a jacuzzi?

1  2019-02-02 by GregorioThomassoni

64 comments

He does seem like a man capable of such principle.

That slut is already pregnant with His child

We should all be so lucky.

He never stated what the jacuzzi was full of.

Mel wouldn't breed with a Sam Roberts sized forehead like that. He pulled out and shot it on her less than ample ass cheeks.

Someone had to say it about this flat assed 5 head

Mel always leaves it in

He learned that from Joe Piscopo

His child

Mel Gib(her a)Son

The Vascularity of a Vanquisher

This comes down to basic conditional logic. If Mel is in the jacuzzi then he must have been blown first. Being in the jacuzzi is necessary and sufficient to his being blown, however being blown is sufficient but not necessary to him being in the jacuzzi.

You take the LSAT recently?

Probably studying law books to fight that bullshit case against him.

This question should be posted on Quora along with this answer.

Should be up in 20mins....will update with link.

Good work, soldier.

Link us, brotherman.

Not since Einstien has somebody so effectively simplified such a complicated conundrum.

being in the jacuzzi is not necessary to his being blown, it is only sufficient.

moreover, being blown is necessary but not sufficient for him being in the jacuzzi, the opposite of what you said.

nice basic logic nigger.

no

Nope. It's if and only if rendering it necessary and sufficient.

it’s not iff retard. it’s jacuzzi -> blown, not jacuzzi <-> blown

You are correct.

Schrodinger's cock

That deserved more lol

If Mel's blown in a forest with no one around to hear it then did it happen??

Use your brain, OP. Who would have time to go in a jacuzzi 12 or more times a day?

GH ftw

We are not worthy of this Australian Adonis

Black mall walkers. Take note Joe Cumia you fucking bum.

People have asked "when will Jesus Christ return?"

Open your eyes. He's here. And you should just smile and fucking blow him. And not a shitty look, with your dysfunctional cunt.

On the jewce

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This message is Joe Cumia levels gay.

Hey Mel I hope that bitch is a veterinarian

CAUSE THOSE PYTHONS ARE FUCKING SICK

When you're a racist it doesn't matter

And faggot of the day goes to...

Front page faggot, kill yourself on a nigger dick you piece of shit.

She's about to blow him - she's already smiling.

yes. St Mel Knows it's too easy for him unless he demands more of himself.

Is it me or is he starting to look like the Destroyer? If any of us could be so lucky...

Is Mel on steroids? I'd like to believe it's just chicken, pumping iron, then jacuzzi.

You failed to mention the power of prayer

Don't forget that he empties his balls at least once a day inside a woman less than half his age. Keeps the prostate healthy.

He went on HGH for a role in the Expendables 3. Not sure if he’s still on it. He does do stem cell treatments. He went on the Joe Rogan podcast and talked about it.

He's at least on TRT

He’s absolutely prescribed testosterone and somatropin (hgh) by a dr. He’s also a huge proponent of stem cells, so I’m sure he’s regenerated any previous injury that would cause him not to be able to train as hard as he does. But he’s not on steroids. Mel is too smart for that and he’s going to live til 120. Gear will definitely shorten your life span, especially if abused. But I don’t want to live forever anyway. I’m gunna leave behind a jacked corpse though

I’m gunna leave behind a jacked corpse though

Like David Carradine?

I would compare myself more to Michael hutchence

Bravecock.

Cant wait to hear his roidrage messages soon. Angry Mel is best Mel.

Unapologetically masculine

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I DESEEEEEEEEEEEERVE TO BE BLOOOOOOOOOOOWN FIRST!!! BEFORE THE GODDAMN LAT PULLDOWN MACHINE!!!

Holy hell. This dude is in amazing shape

Steroids do that to a person.

Mel can afford pants that blow him

Is this physique achievable Natty?

Not when you're 63 years old, brah.

Did some fat cunt dox you yet, as you wished? I recommend being more "counter-semetic"

It's getting too hot for me in here. All my Mel action is bringing a lot of unwanted attention. May need to depart soon.

Mel is the modern day Newtonian Man.

Look how she’s rubbing up against him. What a slut.

He learned that from Joe Piscopo