In defense of Jim norton.

1  2019-02-02 by Bouquet_of_seaweed

Jim is awful, but we can give credit where credit is due. Ozzy is Jim's favorite artist for some faggy reason, but Ozzy did something cool once. Randy Rhoads fucked Sharon, then Ozzy killed him in a fake plane crash. At least Ozzy doesn't stand for that fake cuck shit. Real ass dude of the week.

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what does that have to do with jim norton you schizo

Jim loves Ozzy, then Ozzy fucked a cuck up, therefore Jim supported a cuck-fucker. It's the transitive property you mathematically illiterate fag.

I understood your "logic". That means absolutely nothing.

I didn't say Jim was amazing you troglodyte, I just said he was right once. My post title was purposefully supportive of him, but the substance was lukewarm. I think he is useless, so I created a falsely defensive thread in order to lull people in, then I gave a mediocre defense of someone I don't find funny. Lulling people into a false sense of security can create an unexpected comedy moment, you fag.

Erase yourself.

Yeah, I don’t think this person fully understands the transitive property

What are your qualifications to discuss the transitive property you bitch ass nigga.

A high school geometry class, dummy.

Did you fail that class? I know the majority of the people on this sub are truckers, so I will cut you some slack.

The transitive property is as follows: a=b, b=c, therefore a=c.

The example u/accomplished_squash used is "Amy Schumer supports Jim, Jim supports Ozzy, therefore Amy Schumer is awesome"

This implies that I think Ozzy is awesome. He is for boomers. I don't care about anything that Ozzy actually did. My implication was that Ozzy caused the death of Randy Rhoads, which is edgy shock humor.

My usage of the transitive property is limited to the following circumstances:

Jim likes Ozzy, Ozzy killed his bull (allegedly), Jim supports murder.

I’ve never seen someone explain a bomb this in-depth, stupid

You're mentally ill.

& my idol is Joseph Goebles, but that doesn't mean I'm not still a huge faggot.