Where each one of the boys will be during the Super Bowl...

1  2019-02-02 by redtrilobal

Ant - In a complete drunken blackout watching the game in the dank, ever-deteriorating basement of his mcmansion (the heat has been shut off) along with 4 or 5 male sycophantic mutants and whichever missing prepubescent girls they've most recently kidnapped.

Worm - Sitting in the dark of an astonishingly barren apartment by himself, making it a point to not watch the game as he wants to be aggressively uninformed on every conceivable topic so he has absolutely nothing to contribute to the 4-hour radio talk show of his namesake. Instead, He is paying Norwegian men to strip via a chaturbate.

Opie - reclining comfortably by the fireplace next to his beautiful wife, children, and perhaps a few friends in the living room of his modestly sized home while enjoying a few blueberry oat sodas.

BONUS Sam - playing action figures and watching a DVD of Wrestlemania X-7, while his wife and her boyfriend enjoy the game in the living room.

12 comments

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-02-02

Rich Vos will be at the Borgata in Atlantic City

1  Mr4z1 2019-02-02

Yeah, what a missed opportunity.

1  AntsCamera 2019-02-02

I will be at you moms house making a porno with your underage sister.

1  AntsCamera 2019-02-02

I am going to walk around South side Chicago with a MAGA hat and some rope. Like I do every weekend.

1  throwawaymanthrows 2019-02-02

You're a widespread epidemic, apparently

1  AntsCamera 2019-02-02

I will be beating up gay niggers at Saratoga springs in the Comedy works parking lot after I watch my favorite alt right comic Rich Vos

1  ElFaporino 2019-02-02

Bonus Bonus: She kisses sam after sucking off her bf while he watches the game and slurps the man gravy

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-02-02

Piggy Boi E-Boulder will aggressively guard the gallons of KFC gravies in his good boy trough from the other swine.

1  PrincipalBlackman 2019-02-02

Artie will be in the Essex County jail.

1  Billyassman 2019-02-02

Only faggots watch the NFL.

1  Fugga6969 2019-02-02

Let me guess your a brit, and are a fan of the totally heterosexual sport soccer?

1  Skip4play 2019-02-02

I think it was last year Ant said he wasnt going to watch the game. Then him or his sister tweeted at his place with the game on in the background.

1  throwawaymanthrows 2019-02-02

You're a widespread epidemic, apparently