Guys with a better grasp on reality than Joe Cumia.

1  2019-02-01 by McGowan9

11 comments

Who's this charmer?

Stavros from Cumtown.

Shawn Eckardt, Tonya Harding's self-appointed bodyguard and the lummox who organised Nancy Kerrigan's kneecapping. He described himself to the media as an internationally renowned counter-terrorism expert, but was actually just a fat fuck who literally lived in his parent's basement.

The film 'I, Tonya' (very funny btw) doesn't exactly portray him in a flattering light but the guy who plays him steals every scene he's in.

He seems misunderstood.

That's incorrect. His training has been in the areas of counter-espionage and counter-terrorism

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hV8gyTEKG3A&t=0s

He is a very intelligent, level headed, athletic young man.

And his personal hygiene is ABOVE reproach

Stavros Halkias

Nick Mullen?

"Incorrect." I love that line so much...

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