I want to bronze that fucking thing and smash it with a baseball bat

A smooch would do the trick.

I don't know, man.. I think the baseball bat might win this one

A smooch with an acetylene torch.

It definitely won’t see a hard days work

It's my people's sabbath, dummy

Why don't you respond to my DMs?

She prefers to be harassed in person

Do you need a pic with her you can post on Instagram to show everyone how happy and not gay you are?

They've been treating every day since 1865 like the sabbath.

One of our operatives staking our her residence should be able to get an eyeline on that Diglett she calls a navel and report back.

I've been able to line up a shot through a scope from 4 miles away.

Just say the word.

6 more weeks of paranoid delusions

Waking up as a negro every day must be pretty similar to Groundhog Day

I say it pops out then promptly scurry's back to its hovel, alerted and frightened by the stench from down below

Whistle pig.