Bob Kelly talks about Jim Norton calling up hookers to ask about their diet before letting them defecate in his mouth (1/31/19)

1  2019-01-31 by stinkypussay

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Jim has never been shit or pissed on. He was attempting a Dice-level character/alter ego but like everything else in his life he gave up when it got him nowhere. Listen to old xm clips and the way he constantly brings it up. Try hard faggot.

Iv wondered this too.. but the way Patrice and Colin etc would almost nervously bring it up (Cuz the reality is that their friend is a sick pervert) makes me think it's true

Edit - like, it's funny to call your friend gay and say he's a cocksucker if he's straight, but if he really is gay, you wouldn't mock him that way

Edit 2 - for a long time I though Colin Quinn was gay, Cuz Vos would make jokes alluding to Colin being gay, and everyone else in the room would instantly shut the joke down

I vaguely remember something about Colin blowing a guy in a van when he was younger but I'd still consider him a strait shooter.

He said he was half a fag when he was 13 and made out with boys.

remember "cruisin' colin"?

You take that back. Col is all man.

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I mean I like Col, but, what's he doing?

I think he might actually be disgusting and broken enough to do it which makes me sick to my stomach.

Don't forget that he got molested by other boys when in his single digits. Sorry but I don't think the piss and shit is out of the realm of believability.

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Wait jimmy actually had prostitutes shit on his chest? I thought it was a try hard joke

And why does Anthony know what piss filling up jimmys mouth sounds like?

He was the one pissing on him, then licking it up.

A fetish instilled in him when his dad used to piss on his face in the shower.

Yes, because hookers are always perfectly honest and would never say anything in order to get paid. "Sure, Daddy, my breakfast is eggs with mustard too."

Jim is an autistic, more so than Opie

We don’t want to think we’ve been so wrong about a person

You just know that he thought of that line all night, thinking it was somehow profound.

jesus Jimmy is really the demented one.

This shit is so annoying. Having hookers shit on you and piss in your mouth isn't something that you're just into for a few years. That is grade A degenerate stuff and Jim pretended to be into it to seem edgy. It pissed me off that these retarded dweebs still believe him.

What are you gonna say next? He’s not a hardcore addict either?

AH HA HA HA HOLY SHIT

Needed an extra desk to fit Bobby in properly.

Yet Jim can’t figure out why no women will love the shit mouth faggot

Shit Mouth Faggot should be the only thing on his business card

So fucking foul and grotesque. How dare he ever criticize any human being?!

Bob Kelly is a fat fuck who supports a pedophile.

Look at this "show". 4 people fucking slammed into a desk with Anthony Cumia at the helm. Other than Jim and Sam, every day, I defy you to find a worse show than this.

With that awful fuckin green screened background that's inconsistent with the camera changes

Bob counts as 3 people so it's actually 7

That would be 6, Hawkings

Why the fuck would you have another person on when you book Bobby? You tell Dave to shut the fuck up and hope to god something 1/10th as funny as the average Bobby appearance was on O&A.

I dunno, man. "The View" is truly fucking terrible.

Oh please none of Jimmy’s stories are true

You know that isn't a black coffee Bob is sucking down. It's whatever hot beverage that is laced with the most cream and sugar with a drop of esspresso.

These animals will do anything to avoid accepting the fact they are essentially drinking a milkshake for breakfast everyday

Glad I was raised with appreciation for bitter flavors. Black coffee, unsweetened tea, whiskey straight. Starbucks has convinced two generations of men that it's okay to queer out their tastebuds for 1500 extra calories in exchange for some man tits.

Congrats

I’ve got a feeling your downvotes confirm my long held suspension that there is a high population of man tits in this sub

Lot of Big A's lurking round here.

Watch out y'all! Real man coming through.

"Grande widowmaker thanks"

Bob: I'll take a venti fatherless-child with extra regret.

Haha holy shit

'remember when' is the lowest form of conversation

Yea no one on this sub subscribes.

Jim said many times during the Dee Dee segments that he isn't a sub yet being shit and pissed on is the definition of sub behaviour. Jim is a lying fuck, in one way or another.

Who is the Wil Wheaton/Jesus Christ hybrid

That's the first time Bobby ever said the word diet.

Fag cumia interlocks his fingers now. That was one of the ways hitler would hide his shaking hands too.

Ant with a shotgun reference!

Dave really gave that one too much

The most embarrassing thing about this clip is Danny Landcow.

The guy in the middle's got this look on his face like "What the fuck am I doing here??"

What a fucking room full of garbage people. Bobby looks terrible. He tried to style his way out of being a fat pig... Jesus. I can't even listen to the Jim bashing because that table of faggots is too distracting. What the fuck is with that shampoo commercial faggot hair and Dave "BUTTFUCK HANDLE FOR MY BOYFRIEND"'s hair cut... Ant looks like he's made out of wax. Someone light this room on fire.

You said it, man.

You care about men's looks which makes you a... blank

1:14 is the most geniune laugh and table slap ever

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I hate the way Bobby fixes his glasses... what a faggot

He has become so fucking feminine, it's as if he's playing a character. Jiminy Quik.

This wouldve been hilarious in 2002 when Jimmy was new on the scene and one of the only guys that shocking and forthcoming . But now it’s just old.

My favorite is when you chose to end this video, Bobby really hit his stride at the end there

You know the room sucks when Ant is the second most tolerable in it

"IS THAT A SUPPOSITORY?!??

I'M AN ADDICT! I'M IN RECOVERY YOU SCCCUMBAG!!"

There's a good clip before this where bobby is laughing about the Dani periscope vid and how weird it was just seeing Anthony in it. Ant flusters and said he used karaoke to deesculate the situation then moved the fuck on. Of course dave and the other guest didn't make fun. Faggots

Clip rundown, Everyone tramples over Landau whenever he tries to speak... NotBig Jay sits nervously smiling and trying to feign interest... Bob tells an old story about someone else and is morbidly obese Ant gives one hysteric laugh and punches the desk... Nothing verging on funny was said.

Fantastic timing on the ending of that clip

Iv wondered this too.. but the way Patrice and Colin etc would almost nervously bring it up (Cuz the reality is that their friend is a sick pervert) makes me think it's true

Edit - like, it's funny to call your friend gay and say he's a cocksucker if he's straight, but if he really is gay, you wouldn't mock him that way

Edit 2 - for a long time I though Colin Quinn was gay, Cuz Vos would make jokes alluding to Colin being gay, and everyone else in the room would instantly shut the joke down

I think he might actually be disgusting and broken enough to do it which makes me sick to my stomach.

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