He can't lose

He can't give himself a blowjob.

I'm sure he could suck his own dick standing up in freezing weather but he isn't a faggot sir

Make me hate him.

Resist naming (((them))).

Yes, believe in the holocaust.

He can't get me to dislike him not that I want to.

He's been training since before it was cool. There were BJJ moves during his fight with gary busey in lethal weapon.

Rorion Gracie was consulting on that movie.

I saw Lethal Weapon again recently. Entertaining but ridiculous. Why the fuck would Joshua go back to Murtaugh's house?

That's a lot of testosterone.

Be blown after the jacuzzi

Check out the blasphemy in the comments.

It belfort faggot

Two great comments on that pic:

"He thought it was a no-jew class."

"More combos for his wife."

Jew Jitsu