r/opieandanthony: Done goin get me that there compound suscription

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1 Senators86 2019-01-31

dat dere antney fella tell you how it really is

1 Leofan7 2019-01-31

Does these dang impressins, ya think he's the real people.

1 2hawt2sexxxi 2019-01-31

How do you button your pants with proportions like that

1 RealElMaximo 2019-01-31

Just tie an extension cord around your waist and call it a day.

1 lifeobenreilly 2019-01-31

"Dude, he's ragging on your cord."

1 VeganHam 2019-01-31

You never un-button them. Just slide them on and off. I mean, they’re nowhere near his waist after all.

1 wbgreen 2019-01-31

He has his pants under the belly flab. Used to be, before the 70s, fat guys would pull they pants up over the belly so there belt would be at belly button level.

But fat back then was 205 pounds. Can't do that with modern fat asses. Only Chris Christie wears his pants over the belly fat anymore.

1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-31

Nice life as a fat guy historian, stupid

1 wbgreen 2019-01-31

Hi Bob Kelly!

1 aldevsman 2019-01-31

Yeah like on TCM

1 daveyistheman 2019-01-31

Nice history lesson. Makes sense. We really should force fat guys to pull they pants up over their belly as opposed to letting the belly hang out. Lock them up in jail if they don't pull up their pants over the belly!!

1 pitstained 2019-01-31

Fixin to drop a hammer mmhm

1 PatBattle1 2019-01-31

lol just spit out my dew when I read that!

1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-01-31

Whatcha haulin today?

1 Persianschlong 2019-01-31

at that point you just wear a shower curtain

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-01-31

Dante Nero put on a few pounds

1 Mu_Scevich 2019-01-31

This guy can’t reach his dick let alone see it.

1 bornrevolution 2019-01-31

still can’t buhlieve lil jimmy dint make dat cartoon, never got muh t-shirt neitha

1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-01-31

I'm guessing he doesn't use a Fitbit?

1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-01-31

Sawsitch

1 Leofan7 2019-01-31

A plump...scotch girl.

1 UhLookHereMan 2019-01-31

yummy tummy

1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-01-31

Seriously, how does it even get to this point? I had the shittiest diet imaginable when I was in my early

1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-01-31

Seriously, how does it even get to this point? I had the shittiest lifestyle imaginable when I was in my early 20s, tons of soda, tons of fast food, candy everyday, no exercise whatsoever and my absolute heaviest was 230 at 6'0.

1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-31

it probably helps that you were in your 20s and still had a good metabolism and this dude looks to be in his 40s-50s and probably hasnt exercised in decades.

1 comic631 2019-01-31

The difference between 20yo and 40yo is only 100-200 calories. The whole "you're young you can eat anything you want" thing is bullshit. Younge people tend to eat less and exercise more, but there's no magic "Fuck I turned 30/40/50 and suddenly I'm packing on the pounds because of metabolism".

150lb 6' 20yo = 2075kcal 150 6' 50yo = 1900kcal

You're just fat.

1 IceColdCruiser 2019-01-31

You are correct, but the fats won't hear it. They also never think about the fact that the fat was slowly snowballing all through the years and when they realize just what a fat piece of shit they are in their mid 30s they rationalize it as all changing in the last year or whatever.

1 comic631 2019-01-31

You ever lose the 80+ pounds?

1 rahtin 2019-01-31

I did. Got circumcized a few months ago.

1 comic631 2019-01-31

Correct answer was a mole from your wife's ass.

1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-01-31

I'm 180 now

1 srfr 2019-01-31

Braggard

1 makimskii 2019-01-31

i can’t imagine how that guy even reaches his dick with his hands let alone see it with his eyes

1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2019-01-31

How does the shirt stay tucked in?

1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-01-31

Shit! Anthny's still funny as hell and he keeps me informed on black crime statistics and whatnot.

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-01-31

Just a hard-drivin, all-american bag of shit

1 Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes 2019-01-31

"I just can't understand why I'm always replacing the tires on the driver's side."

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-31

Why you lookin at my gut fer

1 Fugga6969 2019-01-31

Jesus he looks like he's pregnant with quintuplets.

1 AxelSpott 2019-01-31

"Beefers get me through that long haul, someday when I'm done riding the road imma get me one of them 60 something year old ex lot lizards that hang out at the bar and ill have some beefers of my own

1 Watley1 2019-01-31

Jerking off is not an option.

1 lowend73 2019-01-31

He must have hemorrhoids on top of even more hemorrhoids.

1 ForceFeedNana 2019-01-31

Hemception

1 realister 2019-01-31

I finally found where they post Anthony's show for free, stumbled on it on a random Stern video of all things hah. Time to catch up and watch some of the Compound Media disaster.

1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-01-31

This man actually coined the phrase, “Chocolate Hellhole” which was then ripped off by Colin Flaherty who overheard this being used in a discussion about Philadelphia between a few truckers in a Subway next to a Pilot.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-31

"god dang, man, them Anthony Cumia's are funny as a rooster on a fox trout, I'll tell ya."

1 daveyistheman 2019-01-31

Where We Goin!!??

1 myRrribz 2019-01-31

I like his hat.

1 sumant28 2019-01-31

This looks like a vertically oriented iPhone game where you tilt the device to make the torso land on top of the legs

1 CBNT_Tony 2019-01-31

That is fucking impressive

1 WizardEric 2019-01-31

You guys are just jealous of Amy’s success.