Good god what a faggot. I really hate him. I’m sure Artie really valued his advice tho

Even Artie can smell the smug phoniness emanating from Norton.

also he was freaking out on some intern that cracked a beer next to him, it was on the onapedia page

The way he reacted at that one (shitty) live show when Artie passed a beer to Ant over his lap was my death nail of hatred for The Worm.

He was just hoping someone would ask him if he was okay. Me me me.

Meanwhile Vos, an actual addict, laughed at the idea that Erock pouring tequila shots next to him would bother him.

He did some comedy festival when it was Opie and Jim and comedians had an open bottle of alcohol on the table. He didn't say shit to any of the guys drinking from it, and it was sitting right in front of him. Of course, they were also people that could have helped his career, so of course he stayed silent.

He's an addict!

Chip evolved!

Guys guys guys, sometimes we are just too inventive to other people’s struggles. This man has been battling demons since the first time he took a sip of beer when he was eighteen and then put that beer down and never picked another up again. When someone becomes a full blow addict from a drop of beer you know he’s serious.

Say "beer" again.

BEER stupid fagot.

The actual joke would have been to make fun of me for writing “inventive” instead of “insensitive” I’ll let someone who is funnier and more clever than you to make that joke.

Your feelings get hurt? Here I thought we were just having fun.

You right nigga my bad.

Ah, it's alright pal! Have a swig of my coffee and a bite of my ham sammich, ain't no one holding grudges on this construction site!

You two stop jibber jabbering and get to work. I’ve got refills for your containers of coffee, it’s going to be a cold one today. If only we had a fat sissy author with no talent and sparse publication credentials to show us how to man-up in the snow. But we don’t, not in this thread anyway. So let’s get to work!

I tell ya buddy, that boss is a real slave driva!

You will “let someone” ... “to make” that joke? Marvelous sentence structure, stupid. From someone so inventive, I would have expected more!

Jimmy is just badly addicted to Alcohol that Pete Davidson is to fucking weed.

People who do a lot of drugs and/or alcohol during teenage years never turn out normal. It screws up cognitive development. Perpetual teenagers after that even if they are clean - overly emotional and impulsive. If he could not do comedy he would have offed himself long ago I'm sure.

How long do people generally have sponsors for?

If they are in "the program" I believe it's for life.

Hopefully whoever Jim sponsors will be looking for a new sponsor soon then.

You have to have your shit together to be a sponsor. I guarantee you he sponsors no one.

He’s probably afraid he will get second hand drunk trying to help someone that selfish piece of shit.

Yeah, that or doesn't want to be bothered. Faggot wont even visit his parents on xmas

So do sponsors have their own sponsors too?

Idk, that's secret level 3 stuff man.

You have to trade your golden 1 year chip to enter the buffalo room

He has never understood that being a dumb teenager doesn't mean you are an alcoholic. Lots of teens have parents who panic and send them to stupid rehab. His minor juvenile Zima adventures are nothing unusual. Hell, I barely remember most of the 90s. Most people grow up and move on without having to wear their dumbassery as a medal of honor.

The much more unusual and fucked up thing about Jim's childhood is how much he enjoyed sucking dick. Go to Cocksuckers Anonymous, faggot. You were never an alcoholic in the first place.

Anonymous? More like well known cock suckers

Cocksuckers Anonymous

It's called conversion therapy, and it's the only kind of therapy the Jews will outlaw.

I knew a kid in my high school, nice guy, whose parents sent him to rehab after he got caught drinking a case of Keystone Light. All he probably had to do was piss.

Is he now a faggot who uses that experience to constantly make everything about himself? If so, you may have gone to school with Jim Norton.

all he probably had to do was piss.

I can't stop rereading this because I can't figure out what it means. Are you saying all he actually needed to resolve the situation was take a piss? Is it supposed to be relevant to the getting sent to rehab? Are you bad at making analogies or good at making aggravating non-sequiturs? Finally, what are you up to tonight? C2C JO?

I meant that he probably didn't get crazy drunk and just had to piss instead. Thoughts and prayers.

Ok, you were trying to say he didn’t even get drunk, all he got out of it was a need to piss. THAT makes sense. Why didn’t you just say that

What are you babbling on about?

I don’t think I know

It's a well known things that most rehabs are complete scams and are designed to prey on idiot rubes who eat up all of the drug and alcohol hysteria peddled by their local news. It's common practice to try and convince parents and even the child themselves that they are hopeful addicts on a sure path to oblivion and they desperately need their help. They literally brainwash kids in to believing this shit even when the kid has never done a single drug in their lives. They make them all adopt that stupid toutured soul "one day at a time" personality, and it will typically work long enough for them to collect their paychecks. Almost all these kids come to realize what's going on eventually though. They usually kind of know it all along but get pressured to go along with it. The fact that Jim is in his fucking 50's and STILL hasn't figured this shit out and realized that him and his stupid parents got conned is fucking astounding. He still holds on to that crap as a core part of his personality which is genuinely pathetic. The same exact shit goes for Robert Kelly. Bunch of faggot sheltered babies trying to role play as street kids who have had interesting and troubled lives.

I shot heroin at age 19-20. Now I’m a married with children, veteran, college graduate, business man. No rehab or sponsors, I just matured.

married with children

heh ok al bundy. UP YOURS

Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

Your feelings get hurt? Here I thought we were just having fun.

You right nigga my bad.

Ah, it's alright pal! Have a swig of my coffee and a bite of my ham sammich, ain't no one holding grudges on this construction site!

You will “let someone” ... “to make” that joke? Marvelous sentence structure, stupid. From someone so inventive, I would have expected more!