People who say doggo or pupper should be shot.

Nah it's hilarious! Sometimes I (cleverly) change it to dogger😂 and puppo🤣

You don't wanna boop the snoot?

Bamboozled!

Shot? Come on man, that's not cruel enough. Work them to death instead.

I bet she is a fat pig. Just a hunch.

Then that dogs breath 100% smells like peanut butter

He has his own custom made pair of oven mitts.

Really? My money's on she's the kind of chubby that goes from homely-cute at 20 and gradually gains weight until she's a 400lb 40 year old.

Definite swamp donkey

nah, she has a picture with him

The dude is obviously handsome

Wrong. They're both physically attractive, and they both know it, so they post humblebrag shit on Reddit. It's all under the usual guise of "omg guys something so cutesy and hilarious happened", but it's basically just two attractive people being like "here's our version of Ivanka Trumps' instagram, thanks so much for the upvotes!!!"

I hope someone shoots up their wedding

Goldens are the best

You racist

Fuck this couple but god damn what a dog

Golden Retreivers are the white people of dogs, which explains their high amount of natural intelligence, low unemployment and relatively low crime rates compared with pitbulls.

They're the McDonalds cheeseburgers of dogs. Boring as fuck but technically they're supposed to be.

The picture is actually great, but its her use of "doggo" that makes me hope the dog does that ass rubbing thing dogs do on her pillow.

one can only hope that dogs have the potential to carry hepatitis A

The picture is actually great

The picture is actually great

What's your working definition of "great"?

Doggo? Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Why is this sub full of insensitive assholes? Can't you just appreciate things for what they are?

Jesus Christ.

What you should have said was:

"I think this chick is trying to say her husband fucks her doggo."

Don’t make you a bad person

Cute pupper. They must be great at adulting.

Furparent win!

Ive never heard furparent but hope that anyway who used it was outside the Mandalay Bay last year

Age?

Well look at that sexy Bitch, you telling me you wouldn’t.

Cute dog. Guy looks like a beta faggot tho

No no no, she means they have an agreement to take turns fucking her.

White women fuck dogs, you see

Well, yea, obviously

I'd pet that dog for like a half hour.

I hope this cuntto comes home early from work and finds a black man balls deep in her husband-to-be, and while she's in shock the door gets left open long enough for the doggo to run away.

<crickets>

Good point. I also hope some crickets get into the house and annoy her with their chirping.

Fuck, marry, kill?