Wall St. genius and unemployed fatso Joe Cumia has more financial advice: Invest in presidential tchotchkes

1  2019-01-31 by crookedmile

20 comments

He's all in on the last white hope

Tchotchkes. Good word. Fun to say. Tchotchke. Tchotchke.

You sound like a great candidate for a Bar Mitzvah.

Listen pal, despite what it says on my wikipedia page, I viscerally hate jews. They did one thing right. Tchotchke is a good word and you know it.

I like bagels, don't get me wrong.

guy is a total shlemiel.

God, I'd love to take a sledgehammer to his big, shitfilled cow skull.

Jimmy Russo must be cool as fuck.

And fake bono wonders why the band has no money and has to take the bus.

It’s his band and he’s not even the frontman, he’s the untalented guitar player who plays single notes through various pedals

He's a better singer than the singer, but that's not what he thinks he is. Joe thinks he can play guitar. lol

Wall Street hot shot

He is just so dumb, it seems like he’s doing a character.

This sub invested their money into shitty cameo videos.

Anthony "invested" all his money into the abortion known as compound media.

Without Gavin or the skanks, it's a sinking ship.

Better ROI than anything this dunce ever did.

Beanie babies are a better investment than this shit

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I wonder what he posted about Obama portraits and shit

he's right. look at how much nixon and carter merch shot up in value over the last five years.