That's the thing about heroin. What fun? Hes just sitting in a chair nodding off. At least if you're a boozer/coke head partier you have some great stories. Any stories you have from heroin are so embarrassing youd never tell a soul sober.
IANAL, but depending on your jurisdiction they may have claims for something commonly called "Palamony", but generally speaking if you were not supplying her with a lifestyle outside of the work-for-hire situation, she shouldn't qualify for that. Child support on the other hand, if she is a whore you could probably just sue for custody. You'd still have to pay for the kid, but you would at least be able to make them mow the lawn and wash the dishes. Unless there's a pattern of her denying you visitation, or otherwise violating the court order, you're kind of screwed.
For him yeah. But he profited off of lying. Wrote 3 books about his life. Obviously to keep partying. Starting to think his stories aren't close to true in book.
The stories are good but in retrospect I'm not buying its all legit. Guys the luckiest addict I know with all the special treatment. I can't hate though he fooled me.
Artie closing his redemption arc would be the best thing that could happen for this sub. Artie in 2021 back on the Howard Stern show laughing about one time working with the now deceased Anthony Cumia.
I’ve been sober for about a decade and it isn’t special. I think God every day that I’m sober, but it isn’t special. It doesn’t make me unique, doesn’t make me some kind of survivor, it doesn’t make me some hero, it’s the bare minimum. I’m not killing myself at substances and I’m not getting behind the wheel and killing someone else. Congratulations me? At least when I was a stupid mess I had the shame and dignity to get better. A little Shane can do you some damn good. Everyone’s afraid to feel shame nowadays, it’s completely healthy and normal when what you’re doing is wrong.Maybe if everyone around him would stop acting like it’s some kind a fucking mountain to climb, he would sober the fuck up. Goddamnit Abel is making it seem like it’s a fucking marathon. Just get some help, change your habits, and stop being a stupid piece of shit. It’s the same thing fat people do when they get thin. Just stop. It isn’t that simple, it takes help, but you don’t need a goddamn miracle to pull it off. God this makes me so fucking angry.
That’s all very well but do you not feel a bit silly that you are unable to have a few drinks and not make a complete idiot of yourself like the rest of us?
Reading the comments is the most absurd part of that post. There are people that think their little words of encouragement is meaningful to this junkie fucking retard.
Retartie shits all over his family, his friends and his employers, but he "really cares about" his fans. He was obviously told "real rehab or jail, you no-nosed fuck", otherwise he'd be in his hovel doing drugs right now.
Yeah he is constantly running out the clock and begrudgingly has neanderthal genes. He thinks he will die at any moment and doesn't care, but just won't die and has to push the goal post back again.
He is in his hovel doing drugs right now. Then, when he reports to rehab, he’s going to do more drugs while he is there. Then, he’ll do more drugs when he comes out. Then, somehow, he won’t die right away and will have to do this two more times before he finally kicks the fucking bucket. Enough with this goddamn loser. Seriously. He hasn’t been funny in 15 years and he pissed away one of the greatest gigs in the history of radio. He’s a dumb stupid asshole. At least Anthony is mostly functional. He never had as many second chances as Artie, either. This fat fucker is welcome and just about anybody’s radio show, Anthony makes some stupid racist remarks and we lose our favorite radio show forever. Artie can go to hell.
Don't you know being a racist is way worse than making terrible personal choices constantly? Artie can't help himself, all Ant has to do is turn off the part of his brain that wants them to behave.
Ant and Artie are both world-class scumbags, but at least Anthony is capable of bathing and wearing two clean shirts, unlike Retartie, who dresses like he just woke up in a crack house. Artie looks like he smells like smoke, unwashed ass and rotting flesh and that thing on his face scares children.
He gave his number out on twitter a couple years ago. I was bored and drunk so i called. Talked for about 10 minutes. He was fucking loaded and kept telling me he loved me. Told me he’d put me on the VIP list and backstage at his next AC gig.
He put me on the phone with his manager/handler/enabler and i never heard from either of them ever again.
They think their words make them look good. That’s all it is. They’re not trying to help already, do you want to show everyone how awesome they are. Throwing some kind words to a fucking junkies one of the easiest things anyone can do. Big fucking deal, assholes. Turn it into an event, like a Tupperware party, it’s rehab stupid. Getting cleaned up is your responsibility. It isn’t a three month journey to throw a ring into a volcano.
I dont care he is a junk head. I care that he is wasting everyone's time and isn't a man. He acts like a child nonstop. Sometimes 'junkies' are a fucking burden.
What I don't get is that no one has narrowed down his dealer? How is his dealer not paranoid as hell to fuck with him with all the attention he brings? He always brags about his cop fans. Dirty cops maybe? He is one hot dose from death that could be traced back to them at some point. I don't understand how he hasn't been popped more than he has. He's a fat junkie that does sets and hibernates in his apartment. The guys face is falling off and is on the death clock. You would think people would intervene at some point. He cant be that smart.
Obviously I don't "know" but if I had to guess I'd assume that his hook-up is another addict who scores a few free bags in exchange for copping Artie's dope. Some junkie slob who gets two or three free bags a day in exchange for copping and delivering Artie's heroin isn't going to care about cops or anything else.
That's kind of what I believe too, but with years and years doing dope eventually you will get a dirty bag. And he always brags he gets good product. Mathematically you'll end up with a dirty bag at some point. He snorts it so maybe that's why he avoids death? Phillip Seymore Hoffman snorted too and croaked. So that makes me wonder if he is an attention seeking victim faggot and doesn't do as much as he says he does.
Last time he tested positive it was for coke wasn’t it? Maybe it’s just been coke and whiskey for the past few years. That won’t kill you overnight, but it will certainly destroy your body and make your face fall off.
Yeah I tend to believe it's Artie living inside this story he created of himself as being a 'maniac' drug user. But it just isn't craaaazy like all these insecure comedians say it is. They all live inside their heads and create stories for a legacy. I don't buy his stabbing story whatsoever. He made it out like he got a full on 8-1/2 inch kitchen knife and jammed it into his stomach. The medical report was hesitation cuts. He floated on that sympathy for a couple of years. He is a pussy and a coward at heart and I don't believe he is the Layne Staley of the comedy world like he says he is.
he didn't test positive for heroin because that fake rehab that let him out to do comedy shows gave him a shot of sublocade so he couldn't get high from opiates for a month.
Maybe he's got the mafia hookups. Wouldn't doubt with him on Howard and knowing ppl in his pass. He's not dumb. Guarantee it's only high up ppl who don't fuck wih fentnaly
Oh yeah. He's always kidding about Maria people so wouldn't expect he's got some friendships/fans along the way. I mean there mafia connections all over nyc. I think he knows exactly who to buy from with no worries.
Because the heroin epidemic is bad in New Jersey, so cops are too busy to bust a rich guy who's only hurting himself when they have endless amounts of junkies robbing people, shoplifting, turning tricks, or putting their kids in danger. Artie just buys dope in bulk for a few days and stays in his apartment. He's harmless.
I said this months ago. I think my post was something like ATTENTION ARTIES DRUG DEALER! you gotta be a complete idiot to sell this guy drugs at this point. You know hes going to OD. You know hes dumb enough to have your cell number and texts still in his phone. And you know his family will likely look for anyone to blame but Artie when he finally kills himself. Google Len Bias law.
The saddest part about this is that there’s a loser out there pathetic enough to agree to be Artie Lange’s team. Let him die and rot alone in his sad apartment, please.
Don’t worry gang, Artie will be out and “sober” by Friday afternoon to make his evening PM gig then tweet obsessively all weekend about how this time is going to be different.
He needs at least a full year in serious rehab. No twitter no phones no computers no gigs. Get your fat ass up out of bed at 7AM every single day and spend your time thinking about how the fuck you ended up there.
But I thought Artie already went to rehab. According to Wikipedia he went in late 1995 after attempting suicide. That should mean he's been sober for over twenty-two years.
If it takes a million times, I don't care. Just as long as this really kind and funny guy starts taking care of himself eventually. He needs to stop blaming himself for his father's fate.
Retartie shits all over his family, his friends and his employers, but he "really cares about" his fans. He was obviously told "real rehab or jail, you no-nosed fuck", otherwise he'd be in his hovel doing drugs right now.
He gave his number out on twitter a couple years ago. I was bored and drunk so i called. Talked for about 10 minutes. He was fucking loaded and kept telling me he loved me. Told me he’d put me on the VIP list and backstage at his next AC gig.
He put me on the phone with his manager/handler/enabler and i never heard from either of them ever again.
Last time he tested positive it was for coke wasn’t it? Maybe it’s just been coke and whiskey for the past few years. That won’t kill you overnight, but it will certainly destroy your body and make your face fall off.
Maybe he's got the mafia hookups. Wouldn't doubt with him on Howard and knowing ppl in his pass. He's not dumb. Guarantee it's only high up ppl who don't fuck wih fentnaly
They think their words make them look good. That’s all it is. They’re not trying to help already, do you want to show everyone how awesome they are. Throwing some kind words to a fucking junkies one of the easiest things anyone can do. Big fucking deal, assholes. Turn it into an event, like a Tupperware party, it’s rehab stupid. Getting cleaned up is your responsibility. It isn’t a three month journey to throw a ring into a volcano.
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1 bonniesretardsister 2019-01-30
"And it's time"
It was time in 1996.
1 sc2dacore7 2019-01-30
Honestly, if he can have the fun he had and survive it and they can somehow reconstruct his nose, I think this was all worth it.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-01-30
That's the thing about heroin. What fun? Hes just sitting in a chair nodding off. At least if you're a boozer/coke head partier you have some great stories. Any stories you have from heroin are so embarrassing youd never tell a soul sober.
1 NineNumbers 2019-01-30
Heroin addicts are basically house plants when highly.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-30
Except houseplants don't have kids. Heroin addicts are fucking worthless.
1 hariolus 2019-01-30
Not having kids is probably the best thing Artie has done yet, so at least he's got that goin for him.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-01-30
i bet he has some bastards with some Vegas whores
1 deathbirdstories 2019-01-30
Vegas whores are on the pill, bro.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
Then why how am I paying child support to 4 of them? You’re dumb, bro.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-30
You're the sucker paying child support for some whore's kid. Who's the dumb one?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
Oh yeah, because I was totally being serious about that you fucking retard.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-30
Well.. no shit. Jokes on the opieandanthony subreddit? Why I never! I thought this was only for serious discussion.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
This is a serious discussion. How do I stop paying alimony to hookers that I was never married to?
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-30
IANAL, but depending on your jurisdiction they may have claims for something commonly called "Palamony", but generally speaking if you were not supplying her with a lifestyle outside of the work-for-hire situation, she shouldn't qualify for that. Child support on the other hand, if she is a whore you could probably just sue for custody. You'd still have to pay for the kid, but you would at least be able to make them mow the lawn and wash the dishes. Unless there's a pattern of her denying you visitation, or otherwise violating the court order, you're kind of screwed.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
Youre hired. Can you come to court with me four days from now?
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-30
Sure, let me put on my best sportcoat, t-shirt, and white sneakers. I'll head on over in my wife's designer Fiat.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
You're so so so so so hired.
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-01-30
How worthless must you be to be less attractive than a heroin addict. They are attractive enough to fuck women.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-30
Huh?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
My houseplant is a father of 4.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-30
Nice highly, stupid.
1 TimSidenote 2019-01-30
Somehow it still works
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
For him yeah. But he profited off of lying. Wrote 3 books about his life. Obviously to keep partying. Starting to think his stories aren't close to true in book.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
Something tells me you didn’t read the books.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2019-01-30
I bought his first one recently. Is it even worth it?
1 PrettyHaightMachine 2019-01-30
It is.
1 Riley_Martins_ghost 2019-01-30
The crash and burn audio book is on youtube.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2019-01-30
Abugliada Da
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
I like the first two a lot but haven’t gotten around to the third yet. Crash and Burn is darker but they’re both entertaining.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
The stories are good but in retrospect I'm not buying its all legit. Guys the luckiest addict I know with all the special treatment. I can't hate though he fooled me.
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-01-30
Artie closing his redemption arc would be the best thing that could happen for this sub. Artie in 2021 back on the Howard Stern show laughing about one time working with the now deceased Anthony Cumia.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-01-30
Honestly all he's worthy of is being in the Wack Pack now.
1 Skyfryer 2019-01-30
Someone in the comments for the post on twotter wrote that he’s praying for artie followed by #soberissexy.... Faggot.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-30
I’ve been sober for about a decade and it isn’t special. I think God every day that I’m sober, but it isn’t special. It doesn’t make me unique, doesn’t make me some kind of survivor, it doesn’t make me some hero, it’s the bare minimum. I’m not killing myself at substances and I’m not getting behind the wheel and killing someone else. Congratulations me? At least when I was a stupid mess I had the shame and dignity to get better. A little Shane can do you some damn good. Everyone’s afraid to feel shame nowadays, it’s completely healthy and normal when what you’re doing is wrong.Maybe if everyone around him would stop acting like it’s some kind a fucking mountain to climb, he would sober the fuck up. Goddamnit Abel is making it seem like it’s a fucking marathon. Just get some help, change your habits, and stop being a stupid piece of shit. It’s the same thing fat people do when they get thin. Just stop. It isn’t that simple, it takes help, but you don’t need a goddamn miracle to pull it off. God this makes me so fucking angry.
1 jasim18 2019-01-30
At least you don't ramble on about your sobriety.
1 thrillated 2019-01-30
Oh, but he did.
1 Ronnybbaby 2019-01-30
That’s all very well but do you not feel a bit silly that you are unable to have a few drinks and not make a complete idiot of yourself like the rest of us?
1 all_copacetic 2019-01-30
Just curious. Do you do the whole AA/NA thing?
1 HologramChicken 2019-01-30
don't motherfuck him, it's ANONYMOUS, sccumbbagg!
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-01-30
Look at him though. Hes addicted to everything. His whole life is just being a slob. Itll never stick
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-30
That’s the worst, the “you’re so talented/we’re pullin for ya, Artie” morons that endlessly hold out hope for this pathetic junky. Fuckin retards.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
Reading the comments is the most absurd part of that post. There are people that think their little words of encouragement is meaningful to this junkie fucking retard.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-30
Retartie shits all over his family, his friends and his employers, but he "really cares about" his fans. He was obviously told "real rehab or jail, you no-nosed fuck", otherwise he'd be in his hovel doing drugs right now.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
Yeah he is constantly running out the clock and begrudgingly has neanderthal genes. He thinks he will die at any moment and doesn't care, but just won't die and has to push the goal post back again.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-30
He is in his hovel doing drugs right now. Then, when he reports to rehab, he’s going to do more drugs while he is there. Then, he’ll do more drugs when he comes out. Then, somehow, he won’t die right away and will have to do this two more times before he finally kicks the fucking bucket. Enough with this goddamn loser. Seriously. He hasn’t been funny in 15 years and he pissed away one of the greatest gigs in the history of radio. He’s a dumb stupid asshole. At least Anthony is mostly functional. He never had as many second chances as Artie, either. This fat fucker is welcome and just about anybody’s radio show, Anthony makes some stupid racist remarks and we lose our favorite radio show forever. Artie can go to hell.
1 chronik-skitzi 2019-01-30
here here
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-01-30
Don't you know being a racist is way worse than making terrible personal choices constantly? Artie can't help himself, all Ant has to do is turn off the part of his brain that wants them to behave.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-30
Ant and Artie are both world-class scumbags, but at least Anthony is capable of bathing and wearing two clean shirts, unlike Retartie, who dresses like he just woke up in a crack house. Artie looks like he smells like smoke, unwashed ass and rotting flesh and that thing on his face scares children.
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2019-01-30
I mean he did, to be fair
1 mudpart2 2019-01-30
He gave his number out on twitter a couple years ago. I was bored and drunk so i called. Talked for about 10 minutes. He was fucking loaded and kept telling me he loved me. Told me he’d put me on the VIP list and backstage at his next AC gig.
He put me on the phone with his manager/handler/enabler and i never heard from either of them ever again.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-01-30
I could always tell when my old weed dealer was on heroin, because he'd tell me he loved me. As opposed to the usual "Sup..."
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-30
I've done heroin for years and have never told anyone I loved them because of it. It turned me into a sarcastic prick. I'd say that while drunk though
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-01-30
He could have been a fag for all I know, but his eyes were always pinned when he'd say it.
1 ElFaporino 2019-01-30
Were you wearing cutoffs?
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
Haha right
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-30
They think their words make them look good. That’s all it is. They’re not trying to help already, do you want to show everyone how awesome they are. Throwing some kind words to a fucking junkies one of the easiest things anyone can do. Big fucking deal, assholes. Turn it into an event, like a Tupperware party, it’s rehab stupid. Getting cleaned up is your responsibility. It isn’t a three month journey to throw a ring into a volcano.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
"It isn't a three month journey to throw a ring into a volcano." That gave me a drunk laughing fit. Fucking dead on.
1 tapetape2 2019-01-30
Also it’s clearly written by a member of his staff, it being legible shoulda told them that.
1 EvanMG23 2019-01-30
Why do you care if he’s a “junkie”?
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
I dont care he is a junk head. I care that he is wasting everyone's time and isn't a man. He acts like a child nonstop. Sometimes 'junkies' are a fucking burden.
1 EvanMG23 2019-01-30
Is he in your life?
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-01-30
I earn money selling gabagool and he's my best customer. If he dies my babies can't go to college.
1 EvanMG23 2019-01-30
I love gabagool. How can I get some of that?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
How is he wasting your time? You’re wasting your own time talking about him.
1 earlsgrandma 2019-01-30
How is this fat lump of shit loser not in jail? Nice judges dick.
1 Nice_Stupid 2019-01-30
Nice Nice-joke, stupid.
1 all_copacetic 2019-01-30
Nice "Nice Nice-joke, stupid" joke, stupid.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
What I don't get is that no one has narrowed down his dealer? How is his dealer not paranoid as hell to fuck with him with all the attention he brings? He always brags about his cop fans. Dirty cops maybe? He is one hot dose from death that could be traced back to them at some point. I don't understand how he hasn't been popped more than he has. He's a fat junkie that does sets and hibernates in his apartment. The guys face is falling off and is on the death clock. You would think people would intervene at some point. He cant be that smart.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-30
Obviously I don't "know" but if I had to guess I'd assume that his hook-up is another addict who scores a few free bags in exchange for copping Artie's dope. Some junkie slob who gets two or three free bags a day in exchange for copping and delivering Artie's heroin isn't going to care about cops or anything else.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
That's kind of what I believe too, but with years and years doing dope eventually you will get a dirty bag. And he always brags he gets good product. Mathematically you'll end up with a dirty bag at some point. He snorts it so maybe that's why he avoids death? Phillip Seymore Hoffman snorted too and croaked. So that makes me wonder if he is an attention seeking victim faggot and doesn't do as much as he says he does.
1 stevex42 2019-01-30
Last time he tested positive it was for coke wasn’t it? Maybe it’s just been coke and whiskey for the past few years. That won’t kill you overnight, but it will certainly destroy your body and make your face fall off.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
Yeah I tend to believe it's Artie living inside this story he created of himself as being a 'maniac' drug user. But it just isn't craaaazy like all these insecure comedians say it is. They all live inside their heads and create stories for a legacy. I don't buy his stabbing story whatsoever. He made it out like he got a full on 8-1/2 inch kitchen knife and jammed it into his stomach. The medical report was hesitation cuts. He floated on that sympathy for a couple of years. He is a pussy and a coward at heart and I don't believe he is the Layne Staley of the comedy world like he says he is.
1 chronik-skitzi 2019-01-30
what a claim to be layne staley...guy is a fuckin asshat
1 Narc3119 2019-01-30
he didn't test positive for heroin because that fake rehab that let him out to do comedy shows gave him a shot of sublocade so he couldn't get high from opiates for a month.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-30
“Yeah, sure. Ha ha, guys. Like someone’s face could actually fall off.” (Sees Artie’s face) “Oh good God!”
1 artiessobriety 2019-01-30
He's got prescriptions for xanax and some other narcotic prescription also
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
Maybe he's got the mafia hookups. Wouldn't doubt with him on Howard and knowing ppl in his pass. He's not dumb. Guarantee it's only high up ppl who don't fuck wih fentnaly
1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-30
Wasn't he a regular at Scores? That place was mobbed up with Gambinos. He atleast has to be friendly with a few associates.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
Oh yeah. He's always kidding about Maria people so wouldn't expect he's got some friendships/fans along the way. I mean there mafia connections all over nyc. I think he knows exactly who to buy from with no worries.
1 JeffDenlon 2019-01-30
Artie once said that the mafia financed Beer League
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-01-30
They'd have whacked him.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
Most likely.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-01-30
I believe they found a needle in PSH's arm when he died, though. Maybe he thought he'd give it a shot that day.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-01-30
Because the heroin epidemic is bad in New Jersey, so cops are too busy to bust a rich guy who's only hurting himself when they have endless amounts of junkies robbing people, shoplifting, turning tricks, or putting their kids in danger. Artie just buys dope in bulk for a few days and stays in his apartment. He's harmless.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-01-30
I hope you're staying clean.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
Bingo
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-01-30
I said this months ago. I think my post was something like ATTENTION ARTIES DRUG DEALER! you gotta be a complete idiot to sell this guy drugs at this point. You know hes going to OD. You know hes dumb enough to have your cell number and texts still in his phone. And you know his family will likely look for anyone to blame but Artie when he finally kills himself. Google Len Bias law.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-30
Totally.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
Um no one really cares that much to intervene or has the time. Plus he's a pr magnet everyone he's arrested. Good business all around
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-01-30
It's not like he has one dealer who follows him around the country while he tours
I always figured it was different connects or fans that know he fucks with dope. The fan takes him to their hook-up most likely
1 Leofan7 2019-01-30
He'll be back spilling green beans all over club dressing rooms again in a week and a half.
1 chronik-skitzi 2019-01-30
thank you....hes a fuckin bum
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-30
I hope he doesnt get any in the fax machine
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2019-01-30
Wasn't his next court date like today?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-01-30
what a coinkidink
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-01-30
Why does a go who has been clean for weeks need to go to rehab. Makes no sense.
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-01-30
Can he not step out and do shows awhile at rehab?
1 havingmadfun 2019-01-30
This is his get out of jail free card. Fucking scumbag, and still fans pay for his shit
1 Jhonopolis 2019-01-30
Addiction is trying to motherfuck him.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-30
This is like his twentieth get out of jail free card.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-01-30
Artie just take everything you have and buy as much as you can. Don’t stop til it’s gone.
1 CertifiedBA 2019-01-30
Done with this shitbag, good run Artie, you're a fucking forever bum and it's depressing me
1 DickSlit 2019-01-30
Hopefully the 39th time is the charm.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-01-30
With or without the drugs he’s a fucking looser
1 TheElDan 2019-01-30
The saddest part about this is that there’s a loser out there pathetic enough to agree to be Artie Lange’s team. Let him die and rot alone in his sad apartment, please.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
He has no choice. Judges orders
1 throwawawyy2 2019-01-30
Ive personally been aware of artie about a year and in that time hes been in court 3 times and gone to rehab like 6 times
1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-30
"On my
kidscum stained sweatpants Paulie, I'm clean this time."Henry HillArtie Lange1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-30
What a bunch of negative nancies around here. You know what they say - 85th time's a charm! God bless, Arturo!
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-30
"Artie Loves and respects his fans"
maybe he should try doing that for himself?
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2019-01-30
Don’t worry gang, Artie will be out and “sober” by Friday afternoon to make his evening PM gig then tweet obsessively all weekend about how this time is going to be different.
1 GiygasFetus 2019-01-30
He needs at least a full year in serious rehab. No twitter no phones no computers no gigs. Get your fat ass up out of bed at 7AM every single day and spend your time thinking about how the fuck you ended up there.
1 Martillo_Valentine 2019-01-30
This guy should’ve been dead at lesat 7 or 8 times. He’ll probably outlive his nose.
1 Pajeet_My_Son 2019-01-30
Artie sucks anyways.
He was only ever funny on stern when he would battle the his cousins in the wack pack.
1 jp_flynn 2019-01-30
You mean leaving a short term rehab to do comedy in bars wasn’t a good strategy to stay sober?
1 semihat 2019-01-30
What is the poin?
1 jgnurly 2019-01-30
One step closer to the great long-term treatment facility in the sky
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-01-30
This time he will one-hundred percent stick with it and totally not relapse at all... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he's going to die.
1 jofreal 2019-01-30
Artie’s rehab residency is actually a noble service. Everybody else in there is going to be scared straight seeing that deformed nose in person.
1 Anarox 2019-01-30
:Prayer Hands:
1 all_copacetic 2019-01-30
But I thought Artie already went to rehab. According to Wikipedia he went in late 1995 after attempting suicide. That should mean he's been sober for over twenty-two years.
1 PrettyHaightMachine 2019-01-30
If it takes a million times, I don't care. Just as long as this really kind and funny guy starts taking care of himself eventually. He needs to stop blaming himself for his father's fate.
1 no_one_inparticular 2019-01-30
Who don't you are being sincere and shit on this sub you freak?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-30
Retartie shits all over his family, his friends and his employers, but he "really cares about" his fans. He was obviously told "real rehab or jail, you no-nosed fuck", otherwise he'd be in his hovel doing drugs right now.
1 mudpart2 2019-01-30
He gave his number out on twitter a couple years ago. I was bored and drunk so i called. Talked for about 10 minutes. He was fucking loaded and kept telling me he loved me. Told me he’d put me on the VIP list and backstage at his next AC gig.
He put me on the phone with his manager/handler/enabler and i never heard from either of them ever again.
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-01-30
I hope you're staying clean.
1 stevex42 2019-01-30
Last time he tested positive it was for coke wasn’t it? Maybe it’s just been coke and whiskey for the past few years. That won’t kill you overnight, but it will certainly destroy your body and make your face fall off.
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
Haha right
1 Spiritpancakes 2019-01-30
Maybe he's got the mafia hookups. Wouldn't doubt with him on Howard and knowing ppl in his pass. He's not dumb. Guarantee it's only high up ppl who don't fuck wih fentnaly
1 TimSidenote 2019-01-30
Somehow it still works
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-30
They think their words make them look good. That’s all it is. They’re not trying to help already, do you want to show everyone how awesome they are. Throwing some kind words to a fucking junkies one of the easiest things anyone can do. Big fucking deal, assholes. Turn it into an event, like a Tupperware party, it’s rehab stupid. Getting cleaned up is your responsibility. It isn’t a three month journey to throw a ring into a volcano.
1 tapetape2 2019-01-30
Also it’s clearly written by a member of his staff, it being legible shoulda told them that.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-01-30
I believe they found a needle in PSH's arm when he died, though. Maybe he thought he'd give it a shot that day.
1 EvanMG23 2019-01-30
Why do you care if he’s a “junkie”?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-30
Bingo