This is probably how he justifies taking money from Anth. “In 20 years, I’ll pay it all back, little bro!” Enjoy the 25 dollars that’ll get you, you fucking retarded monkey.
Joe would be long dead by the time those would be worth anything. It's not going to be worth hundreds in 10 years, if it's ever worth that much it'll take like 50 years
When JFK died my parents bought all sorts of commemorative junk. So did everyone else. When they died everything but the half dollars went into the trash, it's all worthless.
I slept on “Someone To Shove” in the 90s, but goddamn did I rediscover that song recently. I hadn’t heard it in probably 15 years, but it’s more solid than I remember.
Authentic ones wouldn't lose value, my dude. There's a lot of chink versions of collectible gook toys, but the authentic gook toys don't lose value just because a chink factory made one.
This crap is worthless and will only go down in price. Also Joe is 5 years away from a heart attack due to increased heart rate at a Big Apple Ranch Cosplay event. He won't even live long enough to see the price go down.
This was in his alternate account since his main one still wasn’t opened. I’ve been blocked from his main but am lucky enough to be friends on his alt.
Worth remembering that poor ol' Nana is sinking financially and struggling to pay taxes on his McMansion while providing welfare checks for this imbecile.
Only the hat is likely to have any value in the future because it's iconic. Especially those limited ones, like the green clover edition. But this junk is gadzooks level garbage. Probably worth as much as a Ren and Stimpy keychain.
I just can’t believe how many days in a row I’ve gone saying “that’s it, Joe can’t possibly get any dumber...” If I were Ant, I’d be on the phone with my accountant to stop payments the second I saw this post.
Fucking cunt continuing to try and benefit off someone else once again. Of course, it’s never about just having a piece of soon to be controversial history. He’s already counting the shekels he hopes to get one day from it. Would never leave it for Layla to possibly benefit from it if it ever were to become valuable either.
Damn , I guess we should all feel pretty stupid for calling him a loser. That’s genius. I just wonder if it’s too late to get in on this sure thing. I have 80 grand I was going to invest in properties and stocks but I’m thinking that money would be better spent on mass produced knick-knacks made in China.
No one can possibly be this fucking stupid. All that garbage just represents another trip to the trash can for his daughter an hour after they plop his particle board casket in the ground. Filling old water jugs with pennies is a better investment.
All you have to do is add the word "collectible" to whatever shit you sell, and dumb child spit caper Joe will buy it thinking it will pay for his daughter to fail in college.
So he buys his investment collectables from an dirty booth along the side of the road? Also, he then decides to open it which negates any 'value' it had in the first place. What a maroon.
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1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-01-30
What a dummy.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-01-30
Ummph. Enough with the collectibles. It's just hoarding. It's not worth Jack shit
1 graemelloydforever 2019-01-30
This is probably how he justifies taking money from Anth. “In 20 years, I’ll pay it all back, little bro!” Enjoy the 25 dollars that’ll get you, you fucking retarded monkey.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-01-30
in 20 years he’ll be dead, god willing
1 JimandFred 2019-01-30
probably double in price by the year 2100.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-30
When the commemorative coin market takes off, watch out.
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2019-01-30
Joe is the type that believes the gold coin he is buying for twenty dollars is solid gold
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-30
When I saw the commercials as a child I used to believe that too. He isn't even a lovable buffoon
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1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-30
Layla’s inheritance is going to be a shed full of shitty Chinese guitars and some worthless presidential merch. Fucking idiot.
I can imagine a dumb 60 year old thinking this way, but advertising it? Bragging, even?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-01-30
Anyday soon his daughters will go down the rabbithole looking at their dad online.
If they want to totally rebel against him, they'd go black & an O&A redditor... Layla Kuhn has a nice ring to it
1 Jhonopolis 2019-01-30
There's nothing embarrassing about Joe on this sub. Just a bunch of stuff about him definitely NOT being a pedophile.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-30
He's so retarded he even brag about not crying at the dentist lol
1 wife_swamp 2019-01-30
I don't have to work, asshole. I've got that closet full of beanie babies, probably worth like 100 bajillion dollars now
1 KPIH 2019-01-30
Joe would be long dead by the time those would be worth anything. It's not going to be worth hundreds in 10 years, if it's ever worth that much it'll take like 50 years
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-01-30
They’ll never be worth anything, this cheap shit is sold to dumb tourist all day long here in DC.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-01-30
Yeah give it 118 years and those classy playing cards might be worth $22 like this is.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-30
When JFK died my parents bought all sorts of commemorative junk. So did everyone else. When they died everything but the half dollars went into the trash, it's all worthless.
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1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-30
My retirement plan is a case of Soul Asylum refrigerator magnets.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-30
I slept on “Someone To Shove” in the 90s, but goddamn did I rediscover that song recently. I hadn’t heard it in probably 15 years, but it’s more solid than I remember.
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-30
boob*
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-30
Stipend checks coming a little later than usual, Joe??
1 B0NEck 2019-01-30
I just sent Joe's email address to Don West. Don owes me a bunch of money and I figure this is the quickest way to get it back.
1 CakeDay--Bot 2019-01-30
Hey just noticed.. it's your 1st Cakeday B0NEck! hug
1 deumae 2019-01-30
His daughter will light her first cigarette with "one of these babies" and toss the box in the trash.
1 sams_seed 2019-01-30
Surely taking the cards out of the box and getting child spit residue all over them increases the value
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-01-30
Joe invests in tchotchkes, Tony invests in Compound Media. A regular brain trust, the family Cumia. Atleast Roe invested in freebase.
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1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-01-30
Maybe an official MAGA cap will be memorabilia someday. But this crap? No
1 VigoTheCarpethian 2019-01-30
IDK those things are so easily reproduced. It’s like shitty hats you can have made on the spot at the mall.
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-01-30
Authentic ones wouldn't lose value, my dude. There's a lot of chink versions of collectible gook toys, but the authentic gook toys don't lose value just because a chink factory made one.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-01-30
This widely available merch is going to be worth a lot of money in the future.
This retard really is a retard.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-01-30
"Be dialing!"
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1 josephjeremiah 2019-01-30
This was like my plan when I was like 9 and planning on retiring from my SkyBox and Upper Deck investments.
1 karlatkins 2019-01-30
With sound investments like these its no wonder Joe isnt a millionaire
1 Invunche 2019-01-30
"Blinded by their emotions" he screams as he collects stuff with another man's face on it.
1 Jungies 2019-01-30
....and yet if you asked Joe if he wanted to buy any former president's branded crap, he'd say "no".
All that time on his hands, absolutely no self-reflection.
1 DeathChron 2019-01-30
This crap is worthless and will only go down in price. Also Joe is 5 years away from a heart attack due to increased heart rate at a Big Apple Ranch Cosplay event. He won't even live long enough to see the price go down.
1 Kevtv 2019-01-30
THIS is what he was itching to post once his Facebook ban was up.
What a fucking old kook.
1 IHateSherrod 2019-01-30
This was in his alternate account since his main one still wasn’t opened. I’ve been blocked from his main but am lucky enough to be friends on his alt.
1 Kevtv 2019-01-30
A true patriot, you are.
1 JustPooch 2019-01-30
Worth remembering that poor ol' Nana is sinking financially and struggling to pay taxes on his McMansion while providing welfare checks for this imbecile.
1 xcaliz0rtz 2019-01-30
this is his version of playing the stock market, which he doesnt do because he's too dumb to know how
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-01-30
unnaturally stupid.
1 MadDogWhite 2019-01-30
They have those cards in 711
1 Persianschlong 2019-01-30
I know the most about technology the most about the military the most about....shut the fuk up you dolt
1 DK8044 2019-01-30
He's just...so stupid...
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-01-30
I bet he has a beat up copy of Thriller on vinyl that he's saving as his nest egg.
1 lowend73 2019-01-30
Very wasteful
1 wqt00 2019-01-30
Anyone who loves a politician enough to buy themed chotchkes of them is worse than a retard.
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-01-30
Only the hat is likely to have any value in the future because it's iconic. Especially those limited ones, like the green clover edition. But this junk is gadzooks level garbage. Probably worth as much as a Ren and Stimpy keychain.
1 c0mposition 2019-01-30
Stop it, retard. No normal person cares about this shit as much as fucking dumbasses like you. A $2 hat will never gain value.
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-01-30
No shit, faggot. You wind up selling shit like MAGA hats decades from now at gun shows and flea markets to autistic boomers.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-01-30
These are bound to shoot up in value.
1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-30
Great way to invest your allowance.....
1 Jhonopolis 2019-01-30
I paid off my mortgage last week when I finally sold a mint in box Nixon thermos I was hanging on to.
Nice investment, stupid.
1 Chicken_Buttholes 2019-01-30
“Swag”. Didn’t know people use this word
1 TheElDan 2019-01-30
I just can’t believe how many days in a row I’ve gone saying “that’s it, Joe can’t possibly get any dumber...” If I were Ant, I’d be on the phone with my accountant to stop payments the second I saw this post.
1 BillyBean11111 2019-01-30
What a fucking historic moron
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-30
Fucking cunt continuing to try and benefit off someone else once again. Of course, it’s never about just having a piece of soon to be controversial history. He’s already counting the shekels he hopes to get one day from it. Would never leave it for Layla to possibly benefit from it if it ever were to become valuable either.
1 Amiigo7 2019-01-30
Damn , I guess we should all feel pretty stupid for calling him a loser. That’s genius. I just wonder if it’s too late to get in on this sure thing. I have 80 grand I was going to invest in properties and stocks but I’m thinking that money would be better spent on mass produced knick-knacks made in China.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-30
Just like how Pogs and Beanie Babies become hot investments, Joe?
1 FromHereOn014 2019-01-30
Similar scaled resale value to a used KISS coffin
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-30
No one can possibly be this fucking stupid. All that garbage just represents another trip to the trash can for his daughter an hour after they plop his particle board casket in the ground. Filling old water jugs with pennies is a better investment.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-01-30
All you have to do is add the word "collectible" to whatever shit you sell, and dumb child spit caper Joe will buy it thinking it will pay for his daughter to fail in college.
1 jsnoots 2019-01-30
A fool and Ant's money are easily separated.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-30
So he buys his investment collectables from an dirty booth along the side of the road? Also, he then decides to open it which negates any 'value' it had in the first place. What a maroon.