“Does this look like fucking Starbucks” -Jim Norton coffee diva

1  2019-01-30 by schwillam-dafoe

18 comments

"Why would I want a coffee made by savages!" Spits on the floor and begins to tell how he loves when trannies piss on him.

Tut tut Jim. Calling random minorities “savages” is no way to worm your slithering way into Hollywood society.

You’re only (stifling laughter) 51 years old. Maybe (haha) maybe you’ll finally get a real showbiz job when you’re 60 hahahahahahahahahahaha

It's OK if he's referring to people outside the US.

He used to spit on his own floor! I could never understand it.

that one pic with 5 porn whore trash bags around him yet he needs a straw for his water

Starbucks is awful. But Jim doesn’t want the coffee from the place where they get their breakfasts.

"Let's take a break. I have to shit desperately."

Things less worm-looking than Jim Norton 1/1945829

Big number humor

when alena goes out shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanna taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? flails arms around It aint the coffee in my green room, it's the intern who is a nigger in my recording studio.

When you pulled into my drive, did you see a sign that said 'Nordic tranny storage'?

I hope someone puts arsenic in his next coffee

Cyanide is quicker. Just saying.

Starbucks enema.

someone needs to post all those clips of norton getting pissed off about shit, like that time where he spit on the ground, or got mad at interns about his dumb orders or him being motherfucked by sssssssssssscumbags

Who the fuuuuuck thought it was a good idea to put my skinny nut milk latte next to a caramel latte?! You fucking ssssscumbags!

Steve C made the best promos ....Coooooffeeee Deeeeva

The fact he acts this way about dogshit Starbucks is the most engaging. He's rich and he eats bland food and shit coffee like an old lady.

When you pulled into my drive, did you see a sign that said 'Nordic tranny storage'?

Cyanide is quicker. Just saying.